I can't sleep
Leap out of bed
Creep down the hall
Sneak down the steps
Into the creepy creaky basement
And discreetly peek at my gifts
Luke and Evan were sleeping in their room without a sound to bother them. Well that was the case until Luke decided to check out the new toy they bought their son Skylar for christmas. There was something about the toy Evan bought that make him feel uneven. "Where did he put it..?" Luke got out of bed mumbling to himself, making sure not to wake up Ev in the process.
Peeking around the corner of their living room, he looked everywhere. Finally every reason pointed to Evan hiding it in the basement. Of all places, why would he hide it there even from Luke? Nothing was adding up so easily. This wasn't right. What kind of gift would Evan get that was so important he needed to keep it away from his husband?
And hes already looked everywhere in there too! "Okay, if I were Evan, where would I hide something from my husband without him thinking about looking there?" Then Luke rolled his eyes. "Where we keep his alcohol related things." He shook his head. Luke didn't drink but Evan did and he was completely fine with it knowing Evan knew his own limits. Opening the door to the room, Luke then looked around again. It was there in the open, unwrapped and obviously had been charged.
Open up
What could it be?
That motor-mouth
Those rosy cheeks!
A baby talking Tattletail
Who babble's without fail
"What does it..do?" He had so many questions about this toy. All them were answered very quickly when it shouted "TATTLETAIL. THATS ME. GIVE ME A TREAT." Just so it would shut up quicker, Luke gave it something from the fridge. But it wasn't over there. Now it was shouting, "BRUSH ME" and Luke felt like he was going to get into trouble with Evan for grabbing this thing without him knowing. Damn this thing was loud though. Why the hell would he buy this for their son? Though Sky was 5 now. He understood a bit.
"Are you going to say anything else?" Luke held it arm length away. "AW. I'M TIRED." He smiled a bit. It was kinda like Sky at this point. He still didn't know why Evan would hide this. After Luke put the thing up, he went back upstairs and walked to their bedroom again. Laying back down and easily falling back asleep. What could he do with it tomorrow night?
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The Owl Loves The Fox [Vantoonz One Shots]
FanfictionOriginal story title: "The Morticians Son" Vantoonz one shots (Vanoss x CaRtOoNz) Cover by Excliptix47 Everything from my fucked up mind about vantoonz. Gotta loved me a good ship. Updated cover from the fox and owl. Credit to the artist.
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