Life in Words

Bumblebee song

I'm clearly procrastinating. I usually like to get things done but right now, I really am not in the mood to write a deep and well thought out essay on the symbolism in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe film. It was originallt meant to be due during the last week of Term 1, but the class wanted more time, so yipee! It was set during the holidays... -.- 

WHY PEERS WHY? 

Oh yeah... you guys a big bunch of procrastinators to. I asked one of the boys what they were doing their essay on, and they were all like: 'I'll think about it on the 25th of June' (the night before it is due). 

He laughed and I just rolled my eyes, saying very cleverly, "The only thing I can say about that is good luck for the future." 

Yay for me for thinking of something witty to say on the spot! *Pauses dramatically for applause*. 

But the good things is that I'm on our 2 weeks holiday break between terms!!! 

Here in Australia our school year generally starts around late Jan, early Feb. Not in the middle of the year, like the countries America and England... I don't know much about how their school year starts... if you know, please enlighten me because I could do with the knowledge for when I move to London and marry an english man! 

So our school years is broken up into 4 terms, of 10 weeks, of 5 days, of 6 and a half hours. In between terms 1 & 2, 2 & 3, 3 & 4, we have two week breaks generally. But in different states they might have 3 weeks of holidays and only 9 weeks of school, or 11 weeks of school, and only 2 weeks in certain terms! Have pity on poor Lollypop671. 

Right now I am on the holidays between terms 1 & 2. And I have an essay to do for english!!! Yay... actually english is my favourite subject sometimes I quite enjoy essay writing, but this essay is about we think the symbolism is in the film, with for me is something religious. So the essay is quite personal as I get to express my Christian and Lutheran views throughout it. 

Anyway, I have this song I wanna share with you, that is scared across my family. 

I hereby present, the Bumblebee Song. 

I'mmmmm tryin' to catch a ba-by bum-ble-bee 

I'm tryin' to catch a ba-by bum-ble-bee

My mummy's gonna be very proud of meeee!

I'm trying to catch a ba-by bum-ble-bee

*do actions of trying to catch a bug around you*

OW! THE BABY BUBLEBEE STUNG ME

*sad face* 

I'mmmmm squishin' up my ba-by bum-ble-bee

I'm squishin' up my ba-by bum-ble-bee

My mummy's gonna be very proud of meeee!

I'm squishin' up my ba-by bum-ble-bee

*rub your hands together pretending to squish this poor bee* 

*take your hands apart and stare at them in horror*

EW! BABY BUMBLEBEE GUTS ON MY HANDS

I'mmmmm lickin' up my ba-by bum-ble-bee

I'm lickin' up my ba-by bum-ble-bee

My mummy's gonna be very proud of meeee!

I'm lickin' up my ba-by bum-ble-bee

*move hands up and down in front of mouth*

UGHHH! BABY BUMBLEBEE IN MY TUMMY! 

I'mmmmm spewin' up my ba-by bum-ble-bee

I'm spewin' up my ba-by bum-ble-bee

My mummy ain't gonna be proud of meeeee! 

I'm spewin' up my ba-by bum-ble-bee

*pretend to spew*

OH! BABY BUMBLEBEE VOMIT ON THE FLOOR

I'mmmmm moppin' up my ba-by bum-ble-bee

I'm moppin- up my ba-by bum-ble-bee

My mummy should be very proud of meee!

I'm moppin' up my ba-by bum-ble-bee

*mop vomit up from floor*

AH! I SLIPPED OVER THE MIXED UP WATER AND VOMIT 

I'mmmm dyin' on my ba-by bum-ble-bee
I'm dyin' on my ba-by bum-ble-bee

My mummy's gonna be cryin' over meeeee!

I'm dying on my ba-by bum-ble-bee

*be very dramatic* 

*point at somthing*

LOOK! THERE'S ANOTHER BABY BUMBLEBEE!

I'm tryin' to catch a ba-by---

etc. 

TA DA! 

Yeah I know, it's amazing. 

You may or may not know it. We made a few changes to it. 

I had better do a paragraph for my essay. 

'One paragraph at a time kid, and you'll get there in life.'

-anonymous 

See ya later, potataaaa! (Georgia Productions)