*There's some girl stuff in this chappie, so men must beware!!!
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Ahh, fun day today. Going to the foofoo store with my mum.
She is sadly the biggest health nut I know. Lemme get this strait. I NEED HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP TO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE. Ok, I don't NEED it, but it's good. I usually just go to Wall Mart and buy some butterlitious poppin' corn. Maybe it'll give me cancer, but... it's soooooo freakin good!
I stare into the shopping cart filled with organic healthy foods. Meh...
Mom and I drive into the isle with all the bathroom crap in it. It always smells like fake lemons in this isle for some reason. Anyways, I should probably get something off my chest: I've never used a tampon on my 'special time of the month'. Well, at least not with my mom knowing. It's been maybe two years since I last asked her for some tampons, and I'm asking again.
"Ey, mom. Can I get some of those?" I ask, pointing to the goods.
"Carrie! You're not to put the devils cotton fingers in... in THERE!" She shouts in a quiet way.
"Mmkay." I say, trying to hold in my laughter.
Ahaha! I guess that's what the Christians are calling them nowadays. And afraid to say the word vagina!! It's just a body part for Gods sake!! Arm, vagina, leg, vagina! Think of it like that!
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Did ja like it? You know, that thing about the Devils cotton fingers is true XD I mean the Christians who think that kissing before marriage is a sin. Like, Margaret in the book Carrie.
