chapter five

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Streaking: Part One

"I see a bad moon arising,
I see trouble on the way."

 Emily sat on Hyde's chair reading while Jackie sat on the washer and Donna was on the sofa

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Emily sat on Hyde's chair reading while Jackie sat on the washer and Donna was on the sofa. Donna and Jackie were both looking through magazines.

"Push! Push! Come on, ya gotta push it!" Emily burrowed herself deeper into the coach cushions, trying to ignore the actions of idiotic teenage boys taking place behind her. Kelso was trying to show Hyde and Fez a 'magic trick' he had discovered and it apparently had to be coupled with very loud yelling.

"How much longer?" She peeked over the back of the sofa before shaking her head and turning back to her copy of Watership Down.

"10 more seconds. You gotta push hard, or it's not gonna work!"

"This is so stupid."

"I tried ta tell ya, Hyde, but ya went along with it anyway."

"Oh, go back to your rabbit story, Heaney!" Her eyes widened slightly as she shifted again and sighed at her idiot friends.

"It's not stupid, you're gonna love it!"

"I'm not, not, gonna love it."

"Okay, that's time. Step away from the door." Hyde and Fez did what he said and both gasped in excitement and awe as their arms lifted by themselves. Kelso jumped up and down excitedly.

"Kelso, you're a genius!" Fez grinned  at his friend.

"Ah, well. It's magic!" Emily flipped the page of her book.

"It's science actually." Kelso stuck his tongue out at her.

"Nobody likes a nerd, Heaney."

"Hey, hey!" Hyde put his hand on Kelso's chest and pushed him back slightly. "Only I'm allowed to call her a nerd, man." Emily stood, allowing Hyde to take his seat as she sat on his lap as Eric came down the stairs with drink cans.

"Oh my God, finally! I am so dehydrated!"

"Well here, Piggly Wiggly Diet Cream Soda." Emily made a gagging sound at the words 'cream soda', the thought of it turning her stomach.

"I told you, my top three choices are Tab, Fresco or Diet Rite."

"All of which are disgusting." She squealed slightly as Hyde jammed his fingers into her sides. Eric sat down beside Donna.

"Again, you get Piggly Wiggly Diet Cream soda."

"Then I'll just have water."

"You know there's a hose in the backyard." Emily snorted and high-fived her best friend.

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