"Like a herd O' bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough,"
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(Author's Note: I'm skipping Battle of the Sexists because I really have no clue what I could write for that episode)
The entire friend were sitting in Eric's basement, as usual, listening to a song Jackie insisted on playing over and over. Emily had her head resting beside Hyde's feet on the stool as they all waited for the song to finally be over.
"Oh, oh, I just want to hear the guitar solo one more time." Jackie said as she moved towards the record player again. Everyone groaned in annoyance. Emily ducked her head to the side and glared at Hyde who had moved his feet and nearly kicked her in the face.
"Not again! Use the headphones." Jackie pulled a face at him as she put the cord into the record player, making Emily snigger. As Jackie put the phones over her head, she heard him mutter. "Good, now wrap the cord around your neck." At that she laughed out loud. Eric finally looked up from the newspaper he had been reading.
"Hey would you guys respect me if I worked in the town dump?" Emily looked at him thoughtfully.
"I wasn't aware we even respected you. Do we respect him?" She tilted her head back to Hyde who snorted at her. Donna shook her head at her friend.
"The town dump? No. Now the state dump.." Emily grinned and high-fived the redhead. "Why are you looking for a job?"
"Everything costs money. Gas, cloths. Fun." He sighed and went back to his newspaper as Kelso chimed in.
"Dates! Dates cost money."
"No, Kelso, that is prostitution." Emily rolled her eyes at the foreign exchange, clambering up off the ground and sitting on Hyde's lap. He wrapped his arms around her as he answered Fez.
"Dating is prostitution, man, except you don't always get what you payed for." Emily frowned down at him and smacked the back of his head. "Hey!"
"Said the man who's never had a girlfriend." Fez looked at Donna in surprise and then back at Emily and Hyde.
"Wait, you and Emily are not together?" They both stared awkwardly at the boy before snorting and hurriedly shuffling away from each other.
"Pssh, no, I mean-" Hyde was cut off by Emily's shriek as she fell backwards off his lap. He stared down at her in worry before clearing his throat and turning back to the group. "W-what you guys don't remember Esther the biker chick?" Emily snorted as she stood back up fixing her shirt.
