That 70's: Part Two
"And when Irish eyes are smiling,
Sure, they'll steal your heart away."(Author's Note: I just want to say, $32 in 1976 (the year the show begins) is equal to $139.20, so that is a lot)
Eric was just finishing checking the tyres as Kelso opened the passenger side door of the car.
"Kelso, that's sweet." Emily smiled into the car behind Eric, leaving the other two to battle for shotgun.
"Actually, I'm riding shotgun." They stared at each other and Emily gave a low whistle.
"And so the drama begins and the tension begins to mount!" She whispered to Eric dramatically, smacking his shoulder from the backseat. Donna ignored her.
"No you're not!"
"Well I'm not riding in the back." Donna moved back slightly and decided to be the bigger woman.
"Why don't we let Eric decide?" They both leaned down to look at the driver. "Eric?" He rolled his eyes.
"Kelso." Kelso stood triumphantly and began climbing into the car. "Get in the back." He scrambled to stop himself from falling as Donna sassily pushed him aside to climb in. Kelso climbed in beside Emily pouting and she scooted over to beside him.
"Hiya, backseat buddy! How ya doing this fine evenin'?" He glared at her. Red walked up to the driver's side window.
"Taking her for a spin, eh?"
"Yes sir."
"Have a good time." Emily peered out the window suspiciously. "Oh, eh, one more thing, very important. About the car." He leaned down to rest his arm on the window. "She's old, so, no trips out of town. Ever. Understood?" The four teens stared at him, appalled. "Well, have fun!" He got up and walked away.
"Well, I guess that's that, we're not going." Both Emily and Kelso leaned forward between the two front seats. Donna tried to reason with him.
"Eric, do you wanna go?"
"He said no trips out of town!"
"It's your car! Do you wanna go?"
"He's God!" Emily smacked him sharply on the back of the head, making him wince. "Sorry Em."
"I think God would want us to go to Milwaukee!" Kelso also received a slap on the head. "What is it with you and God?!" Emily frowned at him.
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