Oh....CRAP! (A One Direction Fan Fic) (Updates with Request)

Ummm.... I'm Irish?

MADDIE’S POV

Ohmygosh we were going backstage. To meet One Direction. And talk to Harry Styles! I got out my autograph book and digital camera and the personal notes I prepared for each of the boys. OhmygoshOhmygosh Ohmyfuckinggosh!!! I was excited. But when I looked over, Kaylie was looking bored and was ready to go.

“I didn’t think they were that good without me.” she pouted. “I’m just too amazing.”

Kaylie is an expert at reading body language and reading lips. She could be the world’s greatest spy someday! “Louis really likes you J ” “Well I like Harry. C’mon, dude, pleaseprettyplease meet my idols.”

She said fine, so we walked off.

　

　

KAYLIE’S POV

Gag me with a fucking spoon. Isn’t showing them up enough? Now I have to go backstage too? And Maddie likes Harry Styles. GAG!

And now Maddie is getting her autograph book and her digital camera and her personal notes that she had wrote in calligraphy for each of the boys, AND her lucky charm and Sharpies. I just wanted to leave. I totally thought that I was the only good part of the show…? I mean crazy British guys…. Except I heard Niall was Irish. Like me. I hope my accent isn’t too hard to understand… I lived in Ireland up until my 17th birthday, when we moved to California.

I knew Maddie was ready to go because of her body. She was totally anxious and nervous. I acted like I just wanted to go home. “Louis really likes you, Maddie…” “Yeah, well I like Harry. So what NOW!” “pleasemeetmyidolsKayliepleasepleasePUHLEEZE” “Fine.”

So we flashed our backstage passes and went back there. The boys were talking to other fans. We were last. Dead last. Maddie got mad cause she wanted to meet them sooooo bad. Finally, we walked up to them. Maddie went ecstatic over Liam, the first one we got to. “HicanIgetyourautographIreallyloveyourbandandallthesongsyousing!!” “Of course, love” I think I already said this, but SOMEONE GAG ME WITH A FUCKING SPOON!! Liam walked up to me. He said “Do you want my autograph, too?” “Nah, I’m good.” I walked away smirking at the sight of his face. I swear, he could have fainted, right on the spot.

Next, we met Zayn. He was really nice to Maddie, even after she went all fangirl on him. He signed her autograph book and took the note with a smile. Then, he motioned for a word. I walked over, smirking and rolling my eyes.

ZAYN’S POV

So I see Kaylie and motion her over."Are you proud to have shown Harry up and tell Liam to gag himself with a spoon, DON'T YOU KNOW HE HAS A SPOON PHOBIA? and steals Niall's precious guitar and make Louis like your friend? WHEN SHE APPARENTLY LIKES.." "Harry, I know. And I didn't mean to say the whole spoon thing out loud, and of course I am proud to show CurlyHair over there up and OHMYGOSH WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR!?!?" "MY HAIR?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?! I ran to the bathroom to see, and there was nothing there!! Little bitch.

KAYLIE'S POV

After I got rid of Zayn. (Thanks Maddie for your One Direction lesson) I headed over to Maddie, who was talking to Louis. I walked up to him, and I know that he recognised me. I whispered, "If you want to win her over, you have to do it fast. She likes Harry, Yes, I know he likes me, but she doesn't stop. And she is the flirting queen. If he listens, she will be on top of him by the time we leave. And you know how Harry is a flirt. Maddie, that's my friend, has been researching him. And you need to realize that SHE DOES NOT STOP Louis. She doesn't stop at no. So please make your move, because I wouldn't want to see you get hurt," "CARROTS! I LOVE CARROTS! can you bake me a carrot cake?" "NO YOU RANDOM STRANGER! GRRR! I'M ALLERGIC TO CARROTS!" "Allergic to carrots? but how? Why? NOOO!" Louis yelled, as the rest of the boys came over.

Liam first. "WHY DID YOU THREATEN ME WITH A SPOON?!?! I HAVE AN IMMENSE PHOBIA OF SPOONS!" Then Zayn. "THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY HAIR!" I replied, "Oh yes there is." "AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE?!?!" A very angry Zayn yelled, "It's on your head." As soon as I said that, the other boys walked over. "SHE'S ALLERGIC TO CARROTS!" Louis yelled. "YOU MESSED UP MY HAIR ON STAGE. AND THEN MADE ME LOOK BAD!" "Yes. It was funny." I replied, cool and calm. Niall just laughed. "So you're Irish" I asked him? "Yes." He replied. He had an Irish accent, but it was more English than mine. "Now," Niall said. I was suddenly held tight so I couldn't run. "Are you wearing green for Niall?" "Eww! No I don't even like your band or your songs! My best friend dragged me here for her birthday!" "Why did you do what you did on stage?" "Cause Harry's ego deserves it." "Why did you threaten Liam with a spoon?" "I didn't I said 'gag me with a spoon' and he got scared." "Why is Zayn scared about his hair?" "You heard that part. Now buh-bye!" I gasped and clapped my hands over my mouth. "Maddie! It happened AGAIN!" "Hide and Seek!" was her reply. I ran towards the car. Except, it didn't feel like the car. I hid under a seat. I pulled out my trusty pocket flashlight and the one attached to my keychain, both for emergencies, and looked around. I wasn't in the car.

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