Oh....CRAP! (A One Direction Fan Fic) (Updates with Request)

In Which I Wake Up......

I JUST REALIZED THAT I HAVENT UPDATED IN 4 DAYS!!!! *GASP*

I AM SO SO SO SORRY IF THIS CHAPTER ISNT LONG ENOUGH, BUT IT'S MORE OF LIKE A FILLER CHAPTER.... I THINK.

THIS IS IN ALL CAPS! HEHE I LIKE THAT!

I AM REALLY SORRY THAT I HAVENT UPDATED.

ALSO!!!!!!! I NEED IDEAS!! LIKE BADLY!!! SO GIVE ME THOSE IDEAS!!!! PLEASE!!! IM BEGGING!!!!

B.......E......G......G.....I......N......G......

to the story.............

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ZAYN'S POV

Where to hide....... where to hide....?

Ah Ha! Harry's bed! It's so messy, no-one will think to look under there!!

I slide under......

and run into Harry.

"DUDE! Get your own bed!!!"

Louis is at "8..... 9.......10....."

Quickly, I duck underneath the nearest thing I can find, which happens to be Niall's bed. WOAH!

What is wrong with this guy? Nandos wrappers, wine cooler bottles, clothes, the works! I roll out and quickly duck underneath my bed. Niall is sitting there, amidst my cigarette butts and wine coolers and other stuff.

"Roll over!"

Niall grumbles, but tries to roll.

He can't move. "Either you're too fat, Zayn, or you have too much hair crap!!"

"Do not, Niall Horan!"

"Do too!"

"Do not!!"

"Too!"

"NOT!"

"FOUND YOU GUYS!!" Louis marches up. "It's way easy when you're talking, you know!"

"Yeah, Lou, we know" Niall says.

"Whatever!" Louis huffed and went off in search of Harry and carrots.

LATER THAT NIGHT..... (STILL ZAYN'S POV.)

I decided to clean up under my bed after supper, but I was too full to move.

(Hey, that's what spaghetti does to you!)

I decided that I'd clean it in the morning, on our way to the next stop.

THAT MORNING (STILL ZAYN)

I woke up and took a shower, but I couldn't find my new BrillistoGel. I got dressed, and OF COURSE did my hair, and set to work underneath the bed.

I dragged out food wrappers and old brushes and mirrors. I also pulled out a pack of cigarettes, and some lighters. Finally, I dragged out my new bag of hair supplies, including my BrillistoGel, a new brush, a new mirror, hi-hold hairspray and more.

When I finally got to the back, I shoved all my junk underneath the bed again.

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A/N: haiiiii y'all!! haha CLIFFIE!!!! but cuz this chapter needs to be longer, im combining them, so behind that there line^ is this here authors note< and then the story. so onto the story

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ZAYN POV

I went back to do my hair again, and realized that I forgot my brush. I go underneath the bed again, and throw all my stuff out, which lands on Harry. "Oi! Mate! What are you doing!"

"What does it look like, Harry, I'm cleaning!"

"Cleaning? What has gotten into you, Zayn!?!"

"Honestly, Harry, I don't know. I feel..... the URGE!"

As I reached underneath the bed for the last time, my hand hit something that I was SURE was not the wall.

"Harry, mate, help me with this!"

Together with Harry, I dragged out the body of an unconcious girl.

HARRY POV

I gasped in shock as Zayn and I pulled the unconcious body of a girl out from underneath his bed.

"I-i-it's Kaylie!" I stammered.

"Guess she really liked us after all." said Zayn as he called to the other boys,

"Look what we found underneath my bed!"

Liam walked in. "Oh. My. Godshesunconcious!"

OhMyGod what if she dies? was my only thought on the long ride to the hospital.

When we got there, the doctor looked shocked.

The only thing he said was, "Oh No! Not Kaylie!"

Liam went to go ask what was wrong.

LIAM POV

As I walk in, the doctor asks where I found her.

I said, "We found her under Zayn's bed."

"Tell me, does Zayn smoke or drink?"

"W--e--l--l, yes......"

"Oh God! It's worse than I thought!"

"Bring your friends in, kid."

I ran outside and brought the rest of the boys in.

"OK, boys. This is the problem. Kaylie has a one in the world disease. It is called aflicanomia (A/N I don't know if this is a real disease or not) It means she is allergic to a lot of things. She is especially allergic to carrots. And MegaMan Hairspray. She will faint if she is around cigarette smoke, alcohol, or if she is panicked. Now tell me, boys, has she had exposure to any of these things?"

TO BE CONTINUED!!!! IM SORRY IF THIS IS SHORT, I WANTED TO UPDATE!!

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Hi guys! So I feel bad about not being able to update till May, so I snuck onto my iPhone and I'm writing this right now!!! Thank our wondafull Apple for this rest of the chappie o.o (BTW for those of you who have not heard, I've had 3 family emergencies in the past week, hence the not uploading. Sowwy :( )

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NIALLS POV

Wow. She was completely beautiful in the hospital gown, even fragile and knocked out. I was shaking. What did the doctor mean she might not wake up??? Wow. To never eat Nandos, to never play the guitar again, to never sing??? That couldn't be happening. Not to my Kaylie. WHOA NIALL!! You did not just call her MY KAYLIE. NO! You are in love with Christina. Such a beautiful girl, my Kaylie..... wait! Why was I saying that. Niall. Get. A. Grip!!!! You. Love. Christina!!!!

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So guys, I'll just upload a bit at a time on my phone till the chappie is complete.

IMPORTANT!!! I AM THINKIN ABOUT STOPPING THIS STORY BECAUSE OF SCHOOL STRESS, PEOPLE STRESS, AND WRITERS BLOCK. HOWEVER! IF ANY ONE OF YOU WANT ME TO CONTINUE, I WILL, JUST FOR YOU. P.S. CAN ANYONE BE KIND ENOUGH TO MAKE ME A COVER FOR MY NEW STORY, FORBIDDEN? It's a 1D fanfic as well..... THANK YOU SOUVH. I LOVE ALL OF YOU AND IF THERE'S ANY SPECIAL STORY I CAN WRITE FOR YOU, LET ME KNOW, I'D BR MORE THAN HAPPY TO WRITE IT NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES!!! Luvsh, Allyz,,

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