*Eleven started a chat*
*Eleven added Dustin, Lucas, Will, Henry*
Eleven: guys
Dustin: IT STARTED A CHAT
Dustin: IT IS EVOLVING
Lucas: RUN
Will: lol
Eleven: guess what just happened
Henry: OOOH GOSSIP tell me everything
Eleven: the loser I call my boyfriend just tripped over his own feet, knocked the ice cream he'd just bought me into the floor, and landed with his face in the cleavage of a woman who he later revealed is one of the lunch ladies
Dustin: that's a lot of words
Lucas: are you okay
Eleven: I just laughed for 20 minutes but yes
Eleven: yes I am
Will: I'm gonna start using "the loser I call my boyfriend" bc sofnzkjfnd
Henry: wow, thanks
Dustin: IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO READ BUT NOW IM WHEEZING I CAN ACTUALLY SEE IT HAPPENING
Lucas: i can confirm, he is wheezing
Will: are you two ever apart?
Henry: you should speak
Will: you just burned yourself
Will: the loser I call my boyfriend
Eleven: GUYS SERIOUSLY WHY IS MY FAILURE AMUSING TO YOU
Dustin: I am confuse
Eleven: that was Mike
*Eleven added Mike*
Eleven: let it all out
Mike: IT WAS NOT FUNNY OKAY YOU GUYS ARE SUCH SICNEInfosnakcidna
Will: I do sexually identify as a SICNEInfosnakcidna so that's accurate
Henry: and I support that
Mike: ugh
*Mike kicked Eleven*
Mike: WHAT WAS THAT FOR
Mike: -Eleven
*Mike left the chat*
Dustin: Mikey is in trooouuublllleeeee
Lucas: yuuuuuuuuuup
Will: when will you guys get back?
Lucas: somewhere around midnight
Henry: gives us enough time
Dustin: for what??????
Will: ...nothing
*Henry left the chat*
*Will left the chat*
Dustin: I'm scared
Lucas: you should be
Dustin: they're out of chocolate, is strawberry sorbet okay?
Lucas: I love strawberry sorbet
Dustin: good, it's the cheapest option
Lucas: oh wow
Lucas: and the boyfriend award goes tooooooo
Lucas: me
Dustin: why you?
Dustin: I mean
Dustin: OF COURSE YOU
Save of the century
Lucas: I found a place that sells chocolate pudding
Dustin: YOU GET THE AWARD
Lucas: now hurry up before the ice cream melts
Dustin: yeahyeahyeah
*Lucas left the chat*
*Dustin left the chat*
YOU ARE READING
Go ask Hop
FanfictionStranger Things texting bc why not //yes I'm very much aware they didn't have texting back then, I'm just an inspiration-less bitch// also it'll mostly be humor bc sometimes you just need an escape from the "Goodbye Mike."
