Chapter 31
"I always knew u were on Voldemort's side, you sun of a bitca (bufy rox!111)." Serious said 2 Snape.
"No I'm not I was teaching them somefing!1" Snap clamed.
Normalising rape (again). *Ding!*
"Ok now you're going to go back in tim." said Proffesor Sinister. "U will have to do it in a few sessionz." She gave me a blak gun. I put it in a strap on my fishnetz like in Redisnet Evill. Then she gave me a black time-tuner. "After an hour use da time torner to go back here." Proffesor Trevolry said. Then she and B'loody Mary put a Pensive in front of me. Every1 went in front of it.
In my day, a time turner only went back in time, not forward. *Ding!*
Chapter 32
AN: I sed stup fflaming I no his nam iznt tom bodil dat wuz a mistak!1111 if u dnot lik de story den u kan go skrew urself!11111 U SUK!111111
DON'T BACKTRACK ON YOUR TROLLING! *Ding!*
"Hi." I said flirtily. "Im Enoby Way da new student." I shok my pale handz wif their blak noil polish wif him.
"Da name's Tom." he said. "But u kan call me Satan. Datz ma middle nam"
We shok hands. "Well come on we have 2 go upstairs." Satan said. I followed him. "Hey Satan.....do u happen to be a fan of Gren Day?" (sinz mcr and evinezenz dont exist yet den) I asked.
Gross anachronisms aside, does Ebony have anything to talk about besides emo bands? *Ding!*
"guess what they have a concert in hogsment." satan whispered.
"hogsment?" I asked.
"yeah that's what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000." he told me all sekrtivly. "and theres a really cool shop called Hot-"
Holy sh*t, that was so stupid it was actually quite brilliant. Let it be known that I removed a sin for this! *!gniᗡ*
'topic!" I finshed, happy again.
He froned confusedly. "noo its called Hot Ishoo." He smiled skrtvli again. "then in 1998 dey changd it to hot topic." he moaned.
Presumably due to trademark disputes with The Big Issue magazine. *Ding!*
satan rolled his eyes. "his so mean to us goffs and punks just becose we're in slytherine and we're not preps."
I turned around angrily. "actually I fink mebe its becos ur da barke lord."
She misspells the word 'dark' but gets the correct spelling of 'actually', a much harder word to spell. WHERE IS THE CONSISTENCY? *Ding!*
"wtf?" he asked angrily.
Saying 'WTF' out loud. *Ding!*
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Everything Wrong With: My Immortal
DiversosMy Immortal: widely regarded as the worst piece of fanfiction ever written, EVER! But we here at StorySins weren't happy with that assumption, and so we decided to test it! Here are the results. No spelling mistake goes unpunished. No assault to the...
