Chapter 40
AN: 2 every1 hu kepz flaming diz GIT S LIF! I bet u proly odnt no hu gerod way is ur proly al prepz and pozers!11111 neway sum1 hakked in2 mi akkount in November and dey put up my last chaptah but now der is a new 1.
It took Tara like, 2 updates to figure out that someone hacked her account. *Ding!*
Chapter 41
im surry 4 nut updating g 4 a while but ive been rilly bizzy. im trying 2 finish da story b4 da new movie kumz out. Im gong on vacation 4 a mons I wont be bak until abott 2 weeks. OMFG drako iz so hot in all da pix 4 da new movie!111 I wunted dem 2 put a kameo by geord way lol he hsud play drako.
Tara likes Tom Felton so much that she would recast him out of the movie. *Ding!*
"OMFG! Im back in Tim again!111" I screamed loudly. Suddenly Satan(dis is actually voldimort 4 photo refrenss!). Voldimort wuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans and fishnet pantz. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!11
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*Ding!*
I guessed dat when I had slit mi wrists I had went bak in tim instead of dieing. I knoew I could go forward in time if I found a time-toner or da tim machine.
My Immortal totally steals the 'create a time paradox by cutting yourself' thing from Written in Red. *Ding!*
"Who da fuck is that?" I asked angrly cos I did nut kno him. 16 "Dis is...Hedwig!11" Sed Volximort. "He used to be in XBlackXTearX 2 but he had 2 dropp out koz he broke his arm.
People are annoyed about bringing Hedwig into this, but I'm more concerned by the fact that apparently XBlackXTearX were a band in the 1980s. *Ding!*
"Ok u can 4get about ur class for now, Hedwig. Im going 2 show u something grate!1" I led them to da Great Hall. "Cum on u guys."
You know, I'm beginning to think these sexual innuendos are deliberate. *Ding!*
"B quiet u guys." I said sexily. Mi plan waz working oot great. Now I kood make Voldement good wivout doing it with him! Now Vampire's dad wood never die and "OK Satan and Hedwig, u guys can start making out." I said and I started 2 film dem wiv da ipod.
No one asks her to stop this or questions the strange device in her hand (remember, this is the '80s). *Ding!*
Chapter 42
AN: omg da new book iz kumming out rlly soon I kant wait!1111. I fink dat snap will be really the same person as Volximort koz dey are both haff-blood so dat will explain y he kild dumblydore and he hated hairy!1111
How can anyone think Snape and Voldemort are the same person? They appear in the same scene together!! *Ding!*
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Everything Wrong With: My Immortal
De TodoMy Immortal: widely regarded as the worst piece of fanfiction ever written, EVER! But we here at StorySins weren't happy with that assumption, and so we decided to test it! Here are the results. No spelling mistake goes unpunished. No assault to the...
