Dedicated to:EmpressTwilightRain
Omg i love you for loving this ship
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"But daddy... " the blue eyed teen groaned pleading with her father to be nice when her boyfriend arrived
"No, nope, nuh uh, never ever, nah to the ah to the Fuc-" the black haired man was cut off from his ranting by his beautiful bluenette wife
"ZEREF~SAMA!" she scolded gesturing towards her two youngest children yuki and miku
The man immediately glared at the woman "juvia my lovely wife would you please take the children elsewhere?" he asked hopefully only to receive a glare right back
"juvia thinks Zeref~sama should let Aiya follow her heart!" juvia exclaimed with hearts in her eyes imagining her future grandchildren
"her heart is leading us to grandchildren already juvia... GRANDCHILDREN" he cried clinging onto his wife's dress causing her to roll her eyes
"juvia thinks zeref~sama needs to stop being so over dramatic" she hissed playfully
"it wouldn't be so bad if it was a boy whose ass i could actually kick but no it had to be gajeel you're best friends son!" he sobbed shivering at Gajeels name whilst experiencing horrifying Flashbacks of walking in on gajeel and levy in the process of 'making' emma
"Aiya will be fine zeref~sama, gale~kun is a very good kid" juvia giggled petting her husband's head
"no i don't care he can't come especially when she's dressed like that!" he shrieked points at his teenage daughter who looked down at her short white dress and matching blue belt and thigh high boots
"dad i always wear stuff like this" Aiya stated confused at why he freaked out so much
"oh my goodness Juvia has to drop yuki and miku off to Emma's birthday party sleepover!" juvia exclaimed motioning for the twins to grab their things
"so yuku and miku are allowed to go to a sleepover with boys and girls yet i can't even hang out with gale unbelievable dad!" the teen mumbled angrily
Juvia gave her oldest daughter an apologetic smile and waved as her younger daughter and son waved goodbye
"oh zeref~sama one more thing" the bluenette called out sweetly zeref hummed in response "Play nice!" she growled quietly "see you soon!"
Zeref sweatdroppped then turned back towards his oldest child as they had a stare down zeref was about to make a smartass remark but was interrupted by a knock on the door
Aiya smirked and skipped over to the door but zeref had beat her there by teleporting and opening the door
Revealing a dark green haired teen with blood red eyes and lip piercings
"Sup" gale smiled slyly bringing out a hand for zeref to shake but he just glared then slammed the door in his face before whispering
"i don't like him" he glared at the door "what! Why?" Aiya whisper shouted back "he has a tattoo" he gasped dramatically "it's his guild mark!" she fired back
The teen glared at her father "that's the only reason you don't like him?" she opened the door and gave her boyfriend a nervous smile
"sorry about that he's a little cranky that he can't find tampons for men" the green haired teen chucked and came inside the house
"c'mon we can go to my-" zeref glared "stop right there young lady" she rolled her eyes before bringing the boy to the kitchen gesturing for him to take a seat
YOU ARE READING
「Fairytail crackships」
HumorJust read it babe. One shots; I changed the cover and title to be a wee bit more aesthetically pleasing. P.s I started this when I was like 12 so some of it is probably really cringe lmao.
