Dedication:AlexmFlame
Woow this one is gonna be fun ti write thanks for the request! Enjoy
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The story starts with everyone's favorite solid script mage levy mcgarden 'reading' in the corner of the guild
33 babies 33 babies 33 babies
That phrase was the very same phrase that had been continually echoing in levys head ever since mira had mentioned something about 'gale' having 33 babies
By now the bookworms face would have to be the same color as Erza's hair if not any brighter "who even says stuff like that?" she questioned herself aloud still frustrated about the topic
"puh-lease him and i? big no no" she grumbled as if trying to convince someone but the only person she was convincing was herself and even she knew that
"you and who shrimp?" a loud voice broke the bluenette out of her flustered self ranting session "N-nobody and I'M NOT A SHRIMP!" she whined throwing a book at him
"look pipsqueak if this is about what She-Devil said...." he trailed off before being completely cut off by a raging levy "no nuh uh no way am i having 33 babies with you!" she glared
"... Nobody said anything to me about babies but ya know if you really wanted me that bad you could've just said" gajeel smirked as levy grew red in embarrassment "s-shut up" she stuttered still embarrassed
"and if i don't what'll happen little one?" he asked teasingly as he took a step towards her now towering over her small frame
"I'll make you" she pushed him back confidently while inwardly screaming at herself that she Messed up big time
"what did you just say?" he growled in an intimidating manner but levy still had her new found confidence and decided not to back away with her tail between her legs
"you heard me!" she fired back standing in an 'intimidating' stance he looked her up and down then smirked once again
"all i heard you say was 33 babies which can be arranged" he smirked suggestively pulling a flustered levy closer to him by the strap of her dress
"u-uh" levy rambled completely and utterly confused by the whole situation she had found herself in
Gajeel wants to have 33 babies with me? ok cool..... WAIT WHAT?!
the bluenette inwardly panicked as she felt his deep chuckle vibrate through her body since he was so close
"I'm only teasing... Not 33" levys eyes widened once again at the suggestion of her and gajeel having babies together
"WE WON'T BE HAVING ANY BABIES!" she squealed earning looks from nearly everyone in the guild
Her shout had also caused mira to drop her cup "babies?" she thought aloud while smirking thinking of ways to make gale cannon
If only levy knew....
Time skip 5 months
"TWINS?" levy and gajeel yelled simultaneously as wendy smiled nervously "y-ea I'll give you some privacy" she said before dashing out
Levy inwardly panicking about two babies with gajeel was thinking the complete opposite of gajeel
2 down 31 to go
He thought with a smirk
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Done hope ya liked it xx
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「Fairytail crackships」
HumorJust read it babe. One shots; I changed the cover and title to be a wee bit more aesthetically pleasing. P.s I started this when I was like 12 so some of it is probably really cringe lmao.
