The sound of soft elegant giggles could be heard all around the guild as the silver haired bar maid rushed around to see everyone
"oh my i have a new ship!" she exclaimed happily writing down 'Zervia' down on a napkin along with the fifty other 'zervia's
But what's this that is not mirajane Strauss that's ZEREF DRAGNEEL "zeref we talked about this you can't play mirajane in the story"
"why nottt?!" he whined pouting
"because you need to be zeref!" i whispered *cough cough
Back to the story
"wee0Ooowww lookin good Mirajane!" a raven haired boy whistled staring at.... A wall?
Moving on. Up on stage we can see a salmon haired boy and a blue haired boy holding guitars with flowers on their heads because they had forgotten how to make flower crowns
The bluenette was holding a pink guitar and the salmon teen was holding a blue
But if you look closely you'll notice they are singing to a beautiful young woman
Who happened to be wearing her blonde guild mates clothes
"yay open gate of the lightning laxus!" she chanted pointing at laxus who groaned "OH My goD nOt aGain" he rage quit and walked away
"come back anytime Pikachu!" the bluenette woman waved
"juuuu-lucy? What are you doing here? Have you lost weight?" Natsu asked scratching his head
"lucy kick!" she shouted before falling over
Natsu's strange vibe wore off for a minute as he felt worried for the woman but it immediately returned as he picked her up
"geehee" he fake laughed imitating gajeel as he ran around singing "s0wbeeDoobAa!"
"i wanna be people too!" gray and jellal whined
"oh i know.... BEING ELFMAN IS MANLEY BITCH!" jellal shouted ripping his shirt off
"ohhhh parfum!" gray sighed lovingly with a creepy smile
"ahahahahaha you think you're batman" sting laughed pointing at rogue
"I AM batman but you. You are not yukino!" he accused
"yes i am!" sting shouted in a fake high pitched voice
"harleen" rogue commented staring at juvia
"wait I'm harley quinn?" she asked confused
"i Wanna be joker!" natsu giggled dragging her into a side room where mirajane the real mirajane keeps all her couple costumes they all have labels too
Hmm
Gruvia- elsa and olaf
Rovia- batman and catwoman
Stivia- Cat and dog
ZerVia- harley and joker
NaVia- dragon and Princess
"waaaa zeref is joker" natsu pouted as juvia willingly put on the harley costume (think suitable squad)
"YAY puddin!" she giggled jumping on natsu
She placed a kiss on his lips which caused them both to snap out of their state
"what am i wearing?" she asked looking around
"juvia knows how to fix this Juvia's gotta kiss all of them though" natsu groaned in annoyance at his half lover's suggestion
"fine" he mumbled she placed a kiss on his cheek and left the room
She immediately found rogue hanging from the ceiling so she used her water to float up to him peck him and come back down
"two down" she mumbled searching for the rest
She found sting laying on the ground so she pulled him up by the collar and kissed him
"they aren't even in my harem how does that snap them out?" she muttered walking over to jellal who again had no pants on
She rolled her eyes and locked their lips the kiss lingering for a moment
She immediately rushed over to gray who was still staring at the wall she gulped and pecked him lightly before running away to fimd zeref
"THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE MIRAJANE HERE!"she heard a shout and immediately recognized the voice as zeref
"oh no" she breathed out then all hell broke loose as devil vs she devil took place the whole guild was nearly destroyed
That is until juvia kicked zeref in the nuts and gave him a kiss
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「Fairytail crackships」
HumorJust read it babe. One shots; I changed the cover and title to be a wee bit more aesthetically pleasing. P.s I started this when I was like 12 so some of it is probably really cringe lmao.
