"i was 5 and gray ate a dick we rode on horses made of sticks BANG bang he cat me Dowwwnn BANG bang i hat the ground!" natsu sang swaying his arms slowly
"hahaha juvia can't feel her face" the bluenette giggled pinching Gray's cheeks
"th0s3 ar3 min3333" gray laughed falling off his chair
"Look look juvia I'm mirajane!" zeref giggled at the pink bow jellal had put in his black hair
"juwiwa i needa kissssssstickles" jellal pouted as his pants fell down leaving him in his boxers
"I'M BATMAN!" rogue yelled sprinting around the room
"no juvia~chan my love!" sting yelled hugging onto rogue
"grayyy put your clothes back onn" natsu sang pointing at jellal
"Juvviiaaaa!" jellal cried hugging his knees
"Juvia's... Here" she giggled swaying over to jellal and falling on him
"nooo mirajane to the rescue" zeref squealed in a high pitch voice actually believing he was mirajane
"OH NO!" he yelled everyone snapped their heads towards him "OH WHAT?!" everyone laughed
"I LOST MY BOOBIES!" he cried feeling his chest everyone immediately panicked
"oh no what do they look like I'll find them" rogue said in a deep voice "they're big" natsu commented and they all searched around
"aha!" rogue shouted and they all stared at him curiously "JUVI STOLEDED THEM!" he accused and she laughed
"hehe stolded isn't a word... Wait whaa?!"she questioned looking down to her chest
"nu ah these are mine" she growled covering her chest defensively
"PROVE IT!" all of the guys yelled
"I WILL" natsu shouted groping her "THEY'RE REAL I THINK IDK ANYMORE HAHA" he laughed which triggered all of them to laugh
"wait what were we talking about?" zeref asked in his normal voice
"boobies hehe boobies" gray laughed hysterically
"i love you" juvia said
"who?" they all asked
"i don't know" she giggled which made them giggle
"I'm gonna write a song called namaste" natsu shouted wearing a flower crown
"i wanna help" jellal whined
"lucy needs me batmam out goodbye harleen" rogue waved goodbye to juvia thinking she was harley quinn before jumping out the window and face planting on the grass
"oppsie I better fly and save him yipee" sting flapped his arms jumping out after him
"juvia listen to our song" jellal and natsu whined holding guitars with clower crowns om their heads
Song:
Natsu: namaste duh duh duh namaste Juvviiaaaa is so hot and boobies and namaste yeah yeah yeah duh duh duh namaste
Jellal: yo its Jellalicious hehe that's all I got namaste bitch i love you namaste duh duh
Both: duh duh duh namasteeeeeeee wwweeeeOOOOOwww
Song end
"that was so pretty" gray said staring at the wall confused
"i wanna singgg" he complained
"no you sucking ice butter!" natsu murmured nonsense as he drifted off to sleep
"i sleep now" zeref yawned before his face fell into Juvia's breasts and he fell asleep followed by everyone else
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"argh" zeref groaned as he woke up laying on top of something soft he looked down and realized his position in between the woman's legs "this is nostalgic.. Well except she wasn't asleep" he mumbled noticing his shirt gone
Juvia quickly awoke after feeling the movement above her "arh what happened?" she asked sitting up rubbing her eyes
Which put her and zeref in a worse position as he fell down and she was now straddling him "uh oh my zeref~sama are you alright?" she asked blushing
"oh yea I'm great right here" he smirked not noticing the glares aimed towards him by the now awake other members of the harem
"juvia? Where are my pants?" jellal asked rubbing his head "and why do i have a guitar and flower crown and a sudden urge to say namaste?" he asked completely confused
"Why does zeref have a bow in his hair and why am i not naked?" gray asked looking down at his fully clothed body
"what?!" zeref asked yanking the bow out causing juvia to pout "aww but zeref~sama looked cuttee like natsu~sama and jellal~sama with flower crowns" she whined crying fake tears and clinging onto gray
"what was the magic that caused this strange behavior?" jellal my sweet cinnamon baby asked
"not magic... Weed bro!" rogue commented poking his head through the window then leaving again
"huh?" juvia asked not remembering anything
"we ate happy's brownies then i can't remember anything" gray said which made them all realize
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"NASTU/~SAMA!"
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「Fairytail crackships」
UmorismoJust read it babe. One shots; I changed the cover and title to be a wee bit more aesthetically pleasing. P.s I started this when I was like 12 so some of it is probably really cringe lmao.
