"Seriously stop spamming my phone or I'll kick your face or something. Who's calling me anyway?" Aries whined.
"Ugh, Aries you pretty much kick everyone's face anyway so what's the point in looking for a reason to do it?" Leo pointed out.
"Well do you want me to kick your face?" Aries grabbed Leo's collar and shoved him into a wall.
"No thanks, find someone else to get triggered at," Leo yelled.
"Yeah who's triggered now..." Capricorn muttered.
"Shut up Capricorn you aren't part of this conversation," Aries.
"Haha well at least I have the brains to know that if you punch him he'll punch you back. Did you think that far Aries?" Capricorn shot back.
Aries frowned in confusion as if that thought hadn't crossed his mind.
The door burst open. "Like O M G guys what are you fighting about again anyway?" Taurus chattered, popping a bag of takeaway on the table where Capricorn had propped her feet. "And Capricorn don't you dare shove that food off the table."
"Oh I wouldn't dream of it," Capricorn replied smoothly, while hiding an evil smile.
"Hmm..." Taurus eyed Capricorn suspiciously, then went back to yammering on about nonsense no one really cared about.
Aries phone rung.
"Ugh, like who is it this time..." Aries shot Leo a glare and then dropped him on the floor to answer his phone.
"Hello? This is Aries. All round amazing star sign complete with good looks and amazing strength."
Capricorn rolled her eyes. "I notice use of the brain hasn't made it onto that list," she smirked.
Aries stuck his tongue out at her.
"Well duh of course it's Aries," a crackly voice replied. "No one else is quite that insufferably smug. Well maybe except Capricorn."
Capricorn made a 'what' gesture with her arms and then settled for folding her arms across her chest and cooly glaring at Aries' phone.
"Anyway this is Libra. I'm with Gemini and Virgo and we'll be there soon."
"Thanks for telling me Libra, now I know who to kill!" Capricorn yelled.
"Omg is that Capricorn...gotta run!" Libra's panicked voice asked. Then she hung up.
Capricorn rolled her eyes and went back to scrolling through her phone. "Idiot," she muttered.
The door burst open again and Pisces rushed in, nearly knocking Capricorn off her chair.
"Hey watch it Pisces!" Capricorn growled.
"Oops, sorry." Pisces glanced back at her apologetically.
The door swung open again to reveal Scorpio, walking in with a brooding face and his hands in his pockets.
"Aha Scorpio. The emo dude. Thank you for finally arriving so I'm not the only sensible one stuck with these morons," Capricorn joked.
Scorpio didn't say anything, he just pulled a chair over and sat down next to Capricorn.
Everyone glared at Capricorn except Scorpio, because he wasn't one of the 'morons' and Pisces because he was daydreaming again.
The door then swung open yet again to reveal Cancer who, as usual, was crying her heart out.
"What is it this time?" Scorpio sighed, as everyone was used to Cancer's daily meltdowns.
"A crab got squished," she said in between sobs.
Everyone rolled their eyes except for Pisces who was still daydreaming.
"Get over it Cancer," Aries muttered.
The door burst open once again and Libra came in with a grinning Gemini and a bored Virgo.
"Next time, drive better Libra," Gemini commented. Then she spotted Cancer crying with her head on the table and rushed over. "Omg Cancer what happened?"
Cancer lifted her head, sobbing hopelessly. "A crab got stepped on," she repeated.
"Aww don't worry about it, I'm sure there are hundreds of other crabs," she soothed.
"Ugh, why can't it be one of Gemini's mean days?" Capricorn muttered, referring to one of Gemini's other personalities. "She's so much more fun when she's mean..."
Aries and Leo nodded in unison, bobbing their heads up and down like seals.
Capricorn stared at them. "You guys look like idiots, and it's funny, but please stop."
Aries and Leo stopped nodding their heads.
"Hey ermmm where are Saggitarius and Aquarius?" Scorpio asked.
Leo shrugged. "I don't know. I don't even care if they don't show up. Saggitarius thinks he's so much cuter than me, which is not true, and Aquarius is so annoying and scary."
Scorpio frowned. "Aquarius is scary?"
"Eh whatever." Aries shrugged.
The door opened again, and everyone looked at the entrance, even Pisces, who'd just stopped daydreaming.
Sagittarius sauntered in, an aloof grin plastered across his face.
As Sagittarius walked past Leo, Leo made a face and turned to Aries and whispered, "Narcissistic vain stinkypoo."
Aries laughed, immediately covering it up with a cough, Capricorn smirked and Scorpio looked down his nose at Sagittarius, an impressive feat considering that he was sitting down.
Then Aquarius came in. Knocking the door down. Off its hinges. Everyone blinked.
"Hey you were right, she's scary..." Scorpio whispered to no one in particular.
The insult toward Sagittarius was approved by Crystal_Flow aka my sis.
