*On the phone*
Aries: People when are you going to be here?
Leo: I'm already here...
Aries: You don't count, you already live here.
Leo: 😐
Capricorn: How do you guys stay sane if you live together, fighting all the time...
Cancer: TEACH MEEE
Capricorn: Cancer, calm down.
Cancer: 😐
Pisces: I'll be here soon probably
Capricorn: Whatever as long as EVERYONE GETS THEIR BUTTS HERE NOWWW
Pisces: Like calm down already....
Capricorn: ....😒
Scorpio: Can someone pick me up, I have no luck when it comes to public transport...no luck in general really...
Gemini: Awww Scorpio that's so sad don't think like that, you have to be lucky at something
Scorpio: I might be lucky to have my amazing glare....
Gemini: Well...at least it's something...😕
*OK THATS ENOUGH TEXTING*
"Leo! There's someone at the door!" Aries shouted.
"Ehhh fine I'll get it, not that I have much choice but fine," Leo replied.
"I bet it's Capricorn or Taurus. They're always the earliest to arrive," Aries pondered.
Leo made a face at him and shrugged.
"What Taurus probably comes for the best food right? And I have no idea why Capricorn comes early. Maybe for a comfortable place to sit,"
Leo opened the door and came face to face with a perplexed pizza delivery guy.
"Oh hello! Did we order all that pizza?" Leo asked, eyeing the pizzas hungrily.
"Well...someone called Taurus ordered about 12 and told us to send them to this address," the delivery guy shifted from foot to foot nervously, as if Leo was intimidating him.
"Well, ok..." Leo trailed off. "I'll just bring the pizzas in then."
Leo took the pizzas and dumped them on the table in front of Aries.
Aries looked at him in disgust. "I don't want them, put it on the food table. And why did you order so many pizzas you greedy idiot. Anyone would think you're starving."
"I didn't order all of them!" Leo protested. "Taurus ordered about 12, and I'd ordered about 6 originally."
Aries sniffed disbelievingly, but turned back to the TV to watch his football match.
A loud crash sounded in the main room and Leo came running back out. He saw Aries sprawled on the floor in front of the sofa wearing a look of surprise and confusion. He looked around to see if anything had been broken, but the only thing he could see were large splinters of wood.
"Ermmm, what happened?" Leo asked.
"I'm not sure actually, ask Capricorn, she did it," Taurus said from behind him.
Leo jumped and nearly landed on top of Aries.
"Hey watch it!" Aries yelled.
"Jeez Taurus. Next time you and Capricorn invade, use the doorbell." Leo exclaimed.
Capricorn shrugged. "Sorry, I was bored."
Taurus stifled a giggle and looked around. "Where's the pizza?"
"Can't your amazing food senses sniff it out?" Aries said sarcastically, already clamouring back onto the sofa and shoving Leo off.
"He means go to the food table," Leo translated.
"Oh, yeah that should have been obvious. Ok I'll go get us some food," Taurus said, already hurrying off.
Capricorn stood there and folded her arms across her chest.
"Aren't you going to leave space for everyone else to sit Aries?" she grumbled.
"Eh," was all Aries said, but he sat up and shuffled over none the less.
"What on earth is this garbage- can we watch something else?" Capricorn commented, glaring at Aries.
Aries glared back at her.
"Pffft, garbage." Aries muttered, but he changed the channel anyway.
"Oh and I saw Pisces carpooling with Scorpio and Sagittarius, although he may have taken a wrong turn, but they'll probably be here within 5 minutes." Capricorn added.
"Hmm I'm actually kinda hungry..." Leo got up and walked off toward the smell of pizza.
"And also you may need a new door..." Capricorn muttered.
Aries blinked at her. "Meaning?"
"Ermmm, well I kinda kicked the door in..." Capricorn confessed.
Aries sighed just as Pisces, Scorpio and Sagittarius came in, stepping over the remains of the door.
"What happened to the door?" Pisces asked as Scorpio eyed the door suspiciously and Sagittarius hopped around trying not to step on any broken pieces of door.
"Well, someone kicked the door in," Aries explained, shooting Capricorn a glare.
"Oh, who?" Sagittarius asked.
"Well duh..." Scorpio said scornfully.
Sagittarius looked at Capricorn nervously.
"Oh right yes, very obvious," he stuttered.
"Seriously guys, I was just bored.. I'm not that scary," Capricorn mumbled.
In reply to that, Pisces cleared his throat, Scorpio smirked and Sagittarius ducked his head.
Taurus and Leo came back from the food table with a box of half eaten pizza.
"Sorry, I was hungry," Taurus admitted bashfully when Aries looked at the pizza weirdly. To prove her point, her stomach grumbled loudly enough for everyone to hear.
"Woahhh what happened to the door? And is that pizza? Thank god I'm starving!" Gemini gushed as she pushed the door open and stepped in with Cancer, Libra and Virgo.
"I've gotten tired of explaining the door, so I'm waiting for everyone to get here." Capricorn muttered.
"We're not late right?" Aquarius asked, stepping in after them.
"No, not really," Scorpio muttered darkly.
"Ok, good!" Virgo chirped, unaware of the tone of gloom in Scorpio's voice.
*11pm*
Capricorn was dozing off in the corner while Cancer cried next to her because she hadn't won the friendly arm wrestling match against Aries. Gemini was trying to comfort her and talk to Sagittarius at the same time, which made for a rather weird conversation. Aries and Leo were at a standstill in the arm wrestling match, and Pisces and Scorpio were watching them from a slight distance while drinking coffee. Aquarius and Taurus were finishing off the pizza and watching the football finals with Virgo, who was trying to draw a moustache on Libra who'd also fallen asleep.
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