Glass half empty:
Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
Glass half full:
Aries, Gemini, Leo,
It doesn't matter, you won't be going thirsty:
Virgo, Libra, Capricorn, Aquarius
I drank it while you guys were busy arguing:
Taurus, Sagittarius
Credit to Crystal_Flow for inspiration she found something somewhere and suggested this. THIS IS SERIOUSLY NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE. I KNOW A TON OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T FIT THIS. And this is basically Optimist vs Pessimist vs Realist vs Opportunist.
