It Won't be Long Now (sequel to adopted by mullette)

Not So Pleasant Wake Up

AN- S Q U ID W A R D

I woke up to the sound of pots clanging in the small kitchen. I grumbled and got up, stretching and yawning as I walked. I walked out to find Philip bent over laughing, Paige was smashing pans together. Sarah was face down on the sofa laughing. 

"what the FUCK?" I yelled. 

The laughter got louder. 

"It-worked!" Paige wheezed out. 

I groaned, this was all just a trick to get my ass out of bed. 

"I hate you all." I muttered. 

All three responded at the same time. 

"HATE YOU MORE" came from Sarah

"love you too!" came from Paige

"Awh..But I love you" came from Philip. 

"....merde..." I mumbled, grabbing a muffin from the cabinet. 

(AN- they're from D I A N E 

Only my irl friends will understand that. Inside joke.) 

"stop using french to cuss at us." Philip said, still sitting on a stool. 

"rude!" sarah called from the couch. 

"I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling attacked right now.." I mumbled. 

Philip got up and hugged me, putting his chin on top of my head. That's right folks, Philip is now much taller than I. 

"go away I'm small and angry." I said, making weak attempts to get him off. I wasn't actually trying though. 

"No." he said, then I felt two more people join the hug. Now I'm trapped with all of my friends hugging me. 

"Lemme goo..." I whined. 

There was a "no" in unison. 

"I hate you all." I mumbled.

silence. 

I'm not going to get out of this any time soon. 

AN- I'm so sorry for not updating this!

I have like 600 other stories I'm trying to write too! I'm very busy so please be patient, I'll try to update regularly again,