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You'reDad has changed his name to MisterWilde





MisterWilde
Hey I'm stopping by soon, need anything from the store?




SlyFox
Yeah.uh..could you get me some condoms, I have plans tonight




MisterWilde
Son...




SlyFox
Yes?





MisterWilde
You can't get your paw pregnant.





SlyFox
Dad!




MisterWilde
It's true.






SlyFox
I'm serious.






MisterWilde
Alriiiight









SlyFox
Oh and..I had found your old phone years ago




MisterWilde
Oh cool. Where is it?




SlyFox
I burned it




MisterWilde
What? Why?




SlyFox
Those were some...very good pictures of mom.





MisterWilde
NUUUUUU





SlyFox
What? You're ashamed your son had to see that?





MisterWilde
No I'm ashamed I didn't enjoy it like I would've now




SlyFox
Daz gross. GET OUT.

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