Summary: Judy and Nick decided to celebrate Nick moving in with his friend. As they did , they got a little drunk and returned home safely <3
Judy
Nick what happened last nigtg
SlyFox
U mean when we went to a club and you got up on the stripping pole and screamed, "IM NOT AN EFFING CARROT." ??
Judy
Realy?
SlyFox
Nah fam, we did some crazy ish.
Judy
Like?
SlyFox
Judy...if I tell you something, can you promise not to judge me?
Judy
Of curser
Judy
*cuse
Judy
*crotch
SlyFox
Be serious
Judy
Pepple always say b you but YOU JUST EFFING TO MEH TO BE SERYOUS
SlyFox
Judy plz.. its really important and I'm pretty shy
Judy
Alrighty..spill dem beans
Judy
Aye, spill dem beans, aye!
Judy
YAHH
SlyFox
Listen
Judy
Listening.
SlyFox
I think I'm pregnant
Judy
Awr really??!
SlyFox
Yeah..
Judy
How do yoi knoy?
SlyFox
Ive been throwing up lately an i been cravin some weird ish
Judy
Like?
SlyFox
Youll never believe
SlyFox
Im cravin yoi
Judy
Sexual or nah?
Judy
Flirting or nah?
Judy
Tryna have this, or NEE AWW
SlyFox
Its da liquor talking bae
Judy
Fuuuuk
Judy
I just look in da mirror an saw how sexy I am
SlyFox
You are very sexy
Judy
IKR!! Yoo too, youre like soooio effing hot
SlyFox
Tell meh that aint right tho?
Judy
Nu bc we gon see this an probly freak out
SlyFox
Ur making me blush
Judy
U wanba sext tommuro
SlyFox
Helk yea
Judy
Lol I meant text.
SlyFox
There goes my plan for
tomorrow -_-
Judy
Naughty fox
SlyFox
Notty rabit
Judy
hey so I took som tampons an folded them into little ghost
SlyFox
I kno..u tried to hawnt me with them
Judy
Wait where am I
SlyFox
Im on ur couch, are u home
Judy
Oh yeeeea.
Judy
Im in da bed
SlyFox
Cooh
Judy
Hey, umm u stil pregnant?
SlyFox
No. I just gav birth
SlyFox
On ur crotch
SlyFox
*couch
Judy
Kewl
Judy
What the baby look.Like?
SlyFox
Is brown. And bumpy and smells like shit
Judy
EEWW NICHOLAS WILDE I WILL KILBVFDSC BHH
SlyFox
Awww..im just kiding sweetheart
Judy
Weally?
SlyFox
Nah fam, I lied
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Fanfiction[A ROMANTIC COMEDY] Unknown# You want fries or an Apple pie? I gotta use the dollar menu Judy Who is this? Unknown# Aw..wrong num Judy You're still bringing fries right? Started- 12.25.16 Finished- 07.22.17 © YoGurlZoey Any plagerism of any kind wil...
