Judy
I'm so pissed at my dad right now
SlyFox
Y?
Judy
Because yesterday I was on my period so he kept sliding chocolate bars under my bedroom door
SlyFox
Oh...um okay
Judy
Buh then when I opened the door, he ran down stairs screaming "SATAN HAS BEEN FED!"
Judy
Can you believe him?
SlyFox
Right! Like where's my chocolate?
Judy
You don't need chocolate
SlyFox
Oh wow, Jessica *hair flip*
Judy
Well do you bleed for seven days each month and still survive?!
SlyFox
Umm...no
Judy
Exactly.
Judy
So shut ya mouth.
SlyFox
Sorry.
........
SlyFox
Hey Judes, I'm here, what do I get?
Judy
Get the pain meds and the good stuff
SlyFox
Good stuff???
Judy
The extra padded ones with the side flaps
SlyFox
Ughhh why couldn't Zoey do this for you. This is soo embarrassing
Judy
Just hurry!
SlyFox
Okay!
SlyFox
Ahhh Judy there's a guy staring at me!
Judy
Nick just get the damn pads!
SlyFox
He keeps looking at me with this weird expression on
Judy
Probably because he knows you're about to get hulk smashed into the ground by me if you don't hurry!!
SlyFox
Okay Okay!!!
SlyFox
Oooh Judy you know they got sponge bob tampons!
Judy
Just. Get. The. Pads.
SlyFox
Who lives in the vagina of a young teen?
SlyFox
Spongebob tampons!
SlyFox
Absorbent and yellow and bloody as he
SlyFox
SPONGEBOB TAMPONS
SlyFox
If intense bleeding is something you wish?
SlyFox
SPONGEBOB TAMPONS!
SlyFox
Then you'll get a cramp and cry like a bitch!
Judy
I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SOO MUCH.
SlyFox
Fine. I got your stupid pads
Judy
And pain killers?
SlyFox
Yup
Judy
And nutella?
SlyFox
Yupee
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Fanfiction[A ROMANTIC COMEDY] Unknown# You want fries or an Apple pie? I gotta use the dollar menu Judy Who is this? Unknown# Aw..wrong num Judy You're still bringing fries right? Started- 12.25.16 Finished- 07.22.17 © YoGurlZoey Any plagerism of any kind wil...
