(Discontinued FOR NOW) Rick and Morty Oneshots

The Smartest Man In The Universe - RickxReader

A/N: Rick and Morty belongs to it original owner. I do not own anything from it.

Songs: None

Request: No

Modern AU or just AU: None

NSFW/R-18: No

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"Hey guys." I say casually as I enter the garage of the Smith house. I moved in next door about a month ago. "H...Hey Y/N. H...how are you?" Morty asks as I sit on Rick's desk. "I'm good. Finally got that crystal you wanted for your shrink ray Rick." I say as I cross my leg over the other and hand it to him. "Thanks Y/N. I kn...knew I could c...c...count on you." I scoff. "You owe me. I had to go to Dimension 35-C. The communication device you gave me didn't fucking work, so you couldn't bring me back and I had to go through customs!" I yell. "Huh...I was wondering wh...why you weren't answering m-*burp*-me." I roll my eyes and lean back on my hands. "Sooooo, watcha workin' on?" I ask, leaning over his shoulder. "Well, I could tell you and then you'd be amazed and offer to help me like you always, then I'd say no but you'd end up helping anyway and then Beth would get mad at me for taking you two out so late, buuuuut it's probably too complicated for your homunculi brain to comprehend." He says. "Wow...rude. Who cares though, I don't need you to tell me what it is." I say before pushing myself off the table and walking closer to whatever it is he was working on. "The Ionic Defibulizer? Really? Didn't we all die when you were playing with this in C-137?" I ask and he sighs. "Yes, Y/N. That's why I'm fixing it." He says looking at me as I look a little closer.

"You fucking idiot." I chuckle before bumping him out the way and swapping a few things around that were wrong. "T-*burps*-akes one to know one!" He says and I shake my head with a laugh. "You put the microelectronics in the electrode compartment and the electrodes in the microelectronics compartment. That was you're problem." I say before fixing it all up and clapping the dust off of my hands. "Huh..." He says before picking it up and looking at it closely. "Looks like you were right...this time." He says and I smirk. "Is that a threat old man?" I ask and he shrugs. "Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. But it doesn't matter, I'm still the smartest person ever and you're still a stupid dipass." He says with a smirk of his own. "You little turd." I say with a growl as we stare each other down. "Uh...I...I'm gonna go back t...to the living room. Ha...have fun with wh...whatever it is you two are d...doing." Morty says before walking out. "Good. Now that he's gone..." Rick says before I grab his face and kiss him harshly. I feel him flinch a little before shrugging and kissing me back. I moan slightly as he wraps his arms around me. As he pulls away, I follow him, not wanting him to stop what he was doing to me.

"H...hold on Y/N." He says with a chuckle as I continue to try and bring the experience back again. "L...L...Listen. I'm getting old Y/N. This, you trying to get with me, it's a loosing battle. Besides, I...I...I don't think Beth would-" "I don't care what she thinks!" I yell at him as I grip onto his coat tightly, making my knuckles turn the same colour as it. "...I don't care..." I repeat quietly as I lean my head against his chest. "I don't care if she hates me, I don't care if you're old. I don't care about any of that. I love y-" "Woah, WOAH! Slow down. Don't you think you're moving a little fast?" He asks and I frown. "You...don't like me?" I ask sadly as I push my chest against his, making our faces come closer together. "I...I...I didn't say that, but-" "But what? But I'm too young for you? That you're too old for me? I told you before, I don't care about that!" I say, before a knock was heard on the door. "Dad? Is everything alright? I heard yelling." Beth's voice asks before Rick pushes me away, causing me to fall back on my butt. "Dad? What are you-Oh my god! Are you alright?" Beth asks as she runs over to me, wondering why I was crying and on the ground.

"Eh, she's fine. Just a little shocked from one of my gadgets." Rick says dismissively as he continues on with his work. "Really? It seems like it was more than-" "I'm leaving." I say before standing up and turning around to walk out the door. "Wait! Why are you-" I pull my arm away and out of from Beths grip. "Forget it. I'm never coming back, so have fun being an asshole Rick." I hiss before walking out.

Rick's POV

I sigh and turn back to my work. "Dad...What did you do? I've never seen Y/N so mad before..." I place the flathead screwdriver down. "Beth...remember when you told me that if I ever got re-married or got back into another relationship, you would leave me behind like I did to you?" I ask and she stands next to me. "Yeah, but what has that got to do with-" "Y/N kissed me." I say blankly before sighing and turning around, leaning against my desk and crossing my arms across my chest. "She said she loved me...but I can't risk losing my family again." I admit before feeling two arms around me. "Dad...if you love her, I won't stop you and I certainly won't leave you for being happy." She says and I sigh before hugging her back. "I...I...If you're sure. I should probably go look for her." I say as she lets me go and waves as I walk over to Y/N house.

Your POV

I groan as the bottle empties into my mouth. "Ugh...Not enough..." I groan before standing up and fumble around in my fridge, trying to find more booze. I sigh as a knock came from my front door. I grunt and ignore it, only for it to return louder. I groan and slouch over to the door. "What do you fucking wan-Oh! Hhhheyyyy Ricky-dicky~ Hhhow are you?" I ask happily as I sling my arms around him. "H...H...Have you been drinking Y/N?" He asks and I giggle. "Hehe, yyyeahhh. You were right. It does make everything better." I laugh before he grabs my shoulders. "How much did you drink?" He asks and I giggle again before running over to my fridge and grabbing another two bottles of Hennessy X-O. "I saved some for you~" I giggle drunkly as I push it into his hands. "Y/N...you r...really shouldn't be drinking so much. I know I do, but I...I...I'm u...u...used to it." He says. "Listen, I've had like a fuck ton of Hennessy X-O in the last however long it's been. My ability to give a fuck has been medicinally suppressed." I say before burping and falling onto him. He catches e and rubs the top of my head. "Come on. L...L...Let's sit you down." He says, guiding me over to the couch before sitting down with me leaning on him tiredly. "Why'd you drink yourself into such a state a...a...anyway?" He asks as my eyes fall slightly. "Why did you push me away? Why do you always do it?" I ask sleepily, making him sigh. "I was worried I'd lose my family again...but I talked to Beth. She's fine with us." He says and I look up at him before falling onto his lap by accident. "Rick...can I sleep? I'm so sleepy..." I ask and he chuckles. "Sure thing." He says before I close my eyes a quickly fall towards a deep slumber. Before I fall asleep, I feel him begin to run his fingers through my hair. "I love you Y/N."