(Discontinued FOR NOW) Rick and Morty Oneshots

Toxic - Rick X Reader

A/N: Rick and Morty belongs to it original owner. I do not own anything from it.

Songs: None

Request: No

Modern AU or just AU: None

NSFW/R-18: No

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Based on Episode 6, Season 3: Rest and Ricklaxation

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I grab the gun that Rick had on the shelf in his garage. I load it with nano-botic virus bullets. "Rick, don't make me do this...please." I point the gun at the toxic Rick. "What? You think I give a shit if you shoot me? Go ahead bitch! It takes more than a bullet to kill Rick mother fucker!" He yells triumphantly as the detoxified Rick lay on the ground with a bloody nose and various bruises littering his body. I close my eyes and remove any emotions from my body for this situation. I didn't care anymore, I was gonna do anything and everything in my power to get my Rick back. I raise an eyebrow and quickly point the gun to the quivering toxic Morty. I shoot him in the knee and he falls to the ground, screaming in pain. "That bullet is laced with an encrypted nano-botic virus that'll disintegrate your Morty in about 20 minutes-" "You think I give a shit?" He laughs and I narrow my eyes. "I know you give a shit asshole, cause I know he doesn't. You are everything that Rick considered toxic for himself, including his 'irrational attachments'." I say as I point to the Rick on the ground, making the toxic Rick growl. "Now, I've got the decryption key that neutralises the virus. If you want it, you'll merge with that Rick and give me my Rick back." I say before plugging one end of the device into the nice 'Rick'. "You think I'm gonna merge with that pussy so you can get 'your Rick' back? I hate to tell you baby, but your Rick is right here, covered in green shit because of that son of a bitch." I shake my head before lifting the gun again. "You're not my Rick." I say before shooting the Morty again, but in the other knee. "Jesus Christ! What are you doing?!" He yells and the detoxified Morty stands up next to me. "Cutting your time in half. 10 minutes." He says. "What the fuck is your problem?! I'm not going back in there!" The toxic Rick yells at me and I snarl. "Give me my Rick back." I say and when I realise he's not moving I point the gun at toxic Morty and shoot him in the shoulder. He screams in pain again. "5 minutes."

"Alright! Knock it off! You're not impressing anyone." He runs to the toxic Morty and holds him up slightly. "Morty, not that I give a shit, but are you okay?" He asks. "Hurry up and choose." I say emotionlessly. "Jesus Christ it hurts-" "Relax, quit you're bitching. Grandpa's here." He says. "Are you gonna give me my Rick back? Or am I gonna have to put this poor, sick animal down?" I ask as I point the gun at the toxic Morty and he growls, placing the pained Morty down walking up to me. "Do it!" He yells and I stab the other end of the device that was plugged into the nice 'Rick' into the toxic Rick. Before I knew it the Rick on the ground was up and back to his old self. My Rick. "Wooo! I'm back baby! Old Rick is back!" He yells happily before I hand Rick the decryption key that neutralises the virus "You need to get Morty back to normal and back to being one Morty." I say and he injects Morty with the neutraliser and then puts them back together. "How do you feel Morty?" I ask after he finishes screaming and flailing about. "Ugh, I feel miserable." He says and I smile before hugging Rick. "Woah. Happy to see me?" He asks with a smile of his own. "I never realised how much I love you. One half of you is an asshole and I hate that half, and the other is a pussy and I hate that half. I only love them when they're together." I say and he hugs back.

"Oh geez, oh no, oh geez." I turn to Morty and ask whats wrong. "I finally got a date with Jessica, but I completely blew it!" He says, starting to hyperventilate. "I...I'm sure we can talk to her and explain everything. She'll understand, I promise." I say and he sighs. "Yeah, I guess you're right...thanks for helping us Y/N." He says and I smile before wrapping my arm around his neck and messing up his hair. "Come here you little shithead." I say with a chuckle. "You're such a cocky shit under all those insecurities, Morty." I laugh before he begin laughing and Rick just chuckles a little. "Morty, you should probably go to bed, you've got school in the morning and it's already late." I say and he nods. "Okay. Goodnight Rick, Y/N." He says before walking out the garage. "So, am I your Rick?" I hear Rick snicker before wrapping his arms around my waist. I giggle and rest my arms on his chest. "Maybe. I hope so. Why don't you try and prove it to me?" I ask and he smirks. I gasp as he spins me around and soon begins to slowly dance with me. I sigh happily before I rest my head on his chest and listen to his heartbeat. "You are my Rick." I say and he leans down to plant a gentle kiss on my forehead. "Of course I am, baby."