(Discontinued FOR NOW) Rick and Morty Oneshots

I Love You - Rick x Differnt Planet!Reader

A/N: Rick and Morty belongs to it original owner. I do not own anything from it.

Songs: None

Request: No

Modern AU or just AU: None

NSFW/R-18: Implied sexual content, but nothing to bad.

TRIGGER WARNING FOR SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND ACTIONS

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Who were they? What were they doing here? On MY planet, taking things from the ground. I continued to watch these two 'characters' from afar, trying to stay hidden. "H...h..hey Morty, look at this!" The taller one says as he pulls up a tuft of grass that had a gemstone connected to the roots underground. "Woah...b...but, are you sure it's okay for us to just take these things?" The smaller one, Morty, asks. "Of cOURse it is Morty, I've been here a tHOUsand times before. This planet is uninhabited. Nothing and no one lives here." The taller one says. "W...w...w...well, what about her Rick?" Morty asks as he points to me. I had given up hiding an stood next a tree sometime ago, just listening to their conversation. "What about who?" 'Rick' asks as he turns to my and pulls out a gun of sorts. "Back the fuck up, motherfucker! This is oURs!" He yells as I began to walk towards them, down the small hill I was on. "You are mistaken. This is my home, and has been for sometime now." I say calmly. "Pshhh, so what? This shit is ours now!" He says triumphantly. "Woohoo! YeAAAh mother fuckers!" I narrow my glare and teleport right in front of him. "I wouldn't do that if I were you." I whisper menacingly, causing him to open his eyes in shock and stumble backwards. He drops his gun on the way down. "Hmm..." I pick it up. "G...g...good luck trying to figure that out. No one can except me-" I shoot it at a leaf floating past. "Hmph, what a simple, tiny machine." I say before dropping it as I began to walk away. "B...b...be cAREful with that!" He says and I turn around to look at him again. "Who are you?" I ask and Morty just smiles and walks over to help up Rick. "O...o...oh, I'm Morty, and this is my grandpa, R...Rick!" He says happily and I look at them blankly. "Rick and Morty....What are you?" I ask curiously. "W...w...whAT do you mean?" Rick asks and I pick up one of Morty's limbs. "I have never seen creatures like you before. Are you perhaps from a nearby planet?" I say as I pull and prod at various places on the little kid.

"W...w...we're hu...human. Also, could you stop touching me so much?" Morty asks. "Humans? You mean like out of the stories?" I ask as I stop prodding at the boy. "Stories?" Rick asks and I nod. "The stories my ancestors passed down through generations. Humans are forgiving and grateful for land and Earth resources, in the stories. Their men and women attract mates with ease, do they not?" I ask happily as I escort them to my home. "Easy for sOMe of us. Heheh." Rick snickers. "H...h...hey, thanks for letting us s..stay at your place." Morty says as his grandpa trailed behind. "It is not a problem. It is the least I could do for ruining your grandpa's....uh...thing?"I say curiously as he placed it down and began working on fixing it. "It's not just a 'thing', it's a portal gun. With this baby I can travel anywhere in the universe I want." Rick explains happily. "That sounds very interesting. Do you need me to get anything? I know this planet very well." I offer and he thinks for a second before shaking his head. "Nah, not yet. I'll let you know if I do though." He says and I sit down on the floor, it being the only available place for me. "S...so, mind telling us what you are?" Rick asks and I tilt my head. "What is there to tell?" I ask an he sighs. "You're name and species would be a good start." He says and I chuckle slightly. "O...oh, yes, of course. My name is Y/N and I am a part of the Hual species." I say before nervously looking away. "M...my apologies if I seem a little bit weird or if my home is not to your liking. It's been so long since I've had guests and you caught me unprepared." I say after Morty fell asleep and Rick continued to work. "Nah, it's all good." He says and I smile. "Hey, I've got to wait a while for this stuff to set. Wanna do something?" He asks as he rests his arm on the back of the chair.