Cronch_Master : Evan
Cronch_Master : Evan
Tree_Hugger : whAt
Cronch_Master : I'm scared
Tree_Hugger : what's wrong?
Cronch_Master : I only have 1 bathbomb left and thATS NOT ENOUGH CRONCH EVAN!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!! NOT ENOUGH C R O N C H
Tree_Hugger : I'm not buying you bathbombs again, I did it once and I regret it
Cronch_Master : please
Tree_Hugger : no and don't ask again and I'll tell your parents you've been rude
Cronch_Master : dickhead, I need my car insurance and you know it
Tree_Hugger : tehehehehehhehe
Cronch_Master added Milk_Stealer to the Conversation
Milk_Stealer : what the fuck why am I here?!?!?!?!?
Cronch_Master : To guilt Evan into buying me more bathbombs
Tree_Hugger : NO YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE C R O N C H YOU NEED TO STOP
Milk_Stealer : cronch??????
Tree_Hugger : Bathbomb noise thing
Milk_Stealer : ?????????
Tree_Hugger : if I have to explain it, it gets weird
Milk_Stealer : its already weird
Cronch_Master : First of all bitches, the cronch is better than all of you. You are trash, cronch is queen. Second of all, Connor??? How the fuck do you not know the glory of cronch! Cronch is the magnificent sound of biting into a bathbomb its like C R O N C H
and its sooooooooooooooooo satisfying!!!
Tree_Hugger : ......
Milk_Stealer : what
Milk_Stealer : the
Milk_Stealer : fuck
Cronch_Master named the Conversation "Cronch Lives Matter 🏳️🌈"
Tree_Hugger : oh no
Tree_Hugger : can I just
Tree_Hugger : give you money to buy bathbombs and this can be over
Cronch Master: hmmmmmmmmmmm.... no
Cronch_Master added Smart_One to the Conversation
Smart_One : is this about the 'cronch' or whatever again?
Cronch_Master : Everthing is about the cronch
Smart_One : So.... yes?
Milk_Stealer : yes
Tree_Hugger : yes
Smart_One : who are you???
Tree_Hugger : I'm offended! Alana its me! Evan!
Milk_Stealer : Me?????
Smart_One : no!!!! I know you Evan!! Who is... 'Milk_Stealer' ???
Tree_Hugger : Connor
Milk_Stealer : oh. I'm Connor Murphy
Smart_One : the one who sits in the back of class and sleeps?
Milk_Stealer : that'd be me
Tree_Hugger : that's rude
Tree_Hugger : but true
Tree_Hugger : whAt is Jared doing that he isn't typing
Cronch_Master : I'm waiting for my cronch
Cronch_Master : where is my cronch Evan
Cronch_Master : evAn
Tree_Hugger : I stg
Cronch_Master : what? I'm not afraid of you
Tree_Hugger : yeah really?
Tree_Hugger : Have fun with no car insurance, Jared
Cronch_Master : AAAAAAAAOKAYOKAYIWILLJUST GETITMYSELF
Milk_Stealer : what
Smart_One : what
Tree_Hugger : tehehehehehe
Cronch_Master : I WILL GET BACK AT YOU, TREE BOY
Tree_Hugger changed his name to TreeBoi
TreeBoi : sure
A/N
I don't proofread any of this, it's a shit book for a reason
