THE SACRED BOOK OF ROASTS (a romantic fanfiction)

Roast 13: secret roasting

Every now and then, and my friend and i get bored when we are facetiming, so she calls me on her home phone and facetimes someone else. I know this might seem like a boring roast (cause most of my roasts are) but i felt the need to address it. Enjoy.

Going back to Tecumseh, i did this so i could roast the poor indian, which also gave me my other ideas. Thing is, i find this very sad especially since it is like my friend is helping me stalk and eavesdrop onto other topics and conversations (which is really creepy now that you mention it, OH GOD). But its also really sad because i make fun of people while it happens, and i should seriously be the one being made fun of cause im wasting my time spying onto peoples conversations, with the help of my friend.

Another secret roasting is that no one except the people that read this, know that this book exists.

Which is why it is called:

THE SACRED BOOK OF ROASTS
- minus the romantic fanfiction of course, which could possibly be true from my roast about my crush.

So yeah, im a stalker and its kinda creepy. I should probably go back to therapy and get some advice on how to stop this (or just turn myself into the law lol).

ATTENTION: i do not actually stalk people. I am not a weirdo, but i can be a creep sometimes.

To end this SUPER boring roast off, i wanted to thank my readers for all the support and reads, especially my homie Dawsee, i really appreciate you guys wasting time to read my content. PEACE ✌🏻️

"Its everyday bro!" - Jake Paul

PS: i might make another roast on tecumseh or more people in my life, not only groups. So if you liked Tecumseh, you might wanna check those out once their finished.