So at my school, we have quite a lot of stupid rules and problems. In my opinion, most of it started when my school banned slime and loads of kids started to act like they mattered more than everyone else, and started to act so god damn fake. I kid you not that my school can have a load of idiots who abandon their friends for popularity and will eventually regret it because they are eventually abandoned by those popular kids.
This isnt really a problem, but my crush smiled at me today and when i saw him it kind of left me with this song stuck in my head:
Yeah, i might be going a little overboard with expressing how much i like this guy (however, he is VERY cute).
BACK TO TALKING ABOUT MY PROBLEMS
So today, i got onto my bus and saw the regular crowd of kids. But one of them is the kid who had abandoned my friend group for a group of white trash popular kids. I know i seem really mean right now, but tbh, i get really pissed off when someone is 'attempting' to become something they arent. Im sorry, but its not my problem they choose to leave a perfectly fine friend group, just because this girl didnt get the seat she wanted on my bus. She needs to "suck it up buttercup" as the girl would always say, and move on. Cause life isnt always bus seats and popularity. Ive learned from time in the city as a child that there are drug addicts and way more problems in this world than a small shitty leather bus seat.
So a note to the girl on my bus: life isnt always sunshines and rainbows princess. As The Rolling Stones once said, "You can't always get what you want."Which is why i hate all this drama of being a kid who simply comes to school to just spend time with friends and get an education so i can grow up and get a successful job. Cause school was never meant for drama. School was meant to make friends, build relationships, and help you learn and become smart for the long run.
Another thing i have to say about school, is how stupid some rules are. I dont know who made these rules up, but ill be honest, they are dumb as fuck. First off, when i first moved to the state im in now, the school had a rule that said: dont pack fast food, kids will get jealous.
Are you fucking kidding me? Kids will get JEALOUS? Thats like saying you cant eat because your spacers that are in before your braces, hurt. You dont know real tooth pain till you've had braces, honey. So "suck it up buttercup" and move on with life like the rest of us.
Another rule that ive just recently seen is that every individual is valued. While that is a good rule to have, it has never been followed, due to all the selfish dirtbags in my grade. People keep making fun of each other, and its getting on my nerves. GROW UP.
While i dont have a lot to complain about in rules and annoying children, there was one thing that shook me last year. Last year, in class, our teacher had told us that the band teacher was being arrested. She didnt specify for what, but we all found out soon enough. I honestly dont want to explain what happened, but the guy was a pedophile, and it was hilarious because when i looked at a picture of him he sure did look like a pedo, which is probably something i shouldnt be talking about, but it is related to my school so it is relevant.
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