THE SACRED BOOK OF ROASTS (a romantic fanfiction)

WARNING

This might offend some people, so if you dont look at this part, YOU CANT SUE ME.

This is basically a bunch of roasts from people in my life, and some roasts are done because i facetime a friend and they keep me on their home phone to make fun of the person they are facetiming. Surprisingly there are strategies on how to roast people.

I know, this book looks like I am cyberbullying my peers. Thats exactly what I'm doing. Enjoy!