Roast 4: THE SHOPPING CART

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by dawseefam

by dawseefam

My friend has a crush on a guy, but i will give him the nickname shopping cart (if your reading this friend, you know what cart means 😏).

So, i was talking to my friend about who we had crushes on, and who in our grade had crushes on who, and then she told me that she liked someone else. So i asked who she liked. And she said: shopping cart. SHOPPING CART. I immediately wanted to meet his shopping cart, cause she had told me a story about how she came to like him. This is what shook me: THEY WERE PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE.

Stupid things im going to quote
"Farmers only dot com"
"The best way to fall in love"
"I SHIP IT"
"This relationship is so great even Nike would sponsor it"
"Friend x Shopping cart"

Yeah i can get a little carried away. Plus, my friend even took a buzzfeed quiz and it told her that shes getting married next year (CAUSE BUZZFEED CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE).

So yeah, thats my roast. And to my friend, im sorry i had to humiliate u, but it was worth it right? 😂😂😂