THE SACRED BOOK OF ROASTS (a romantic fanfiction)

Roast 11: myself

So since i have been making fun of other innocent people (and some people who deserve being made fun of) i have taken it upon myself to make fun of myself. Yep, im gonna roast myself. Enjoy.

So first off, whenever i wear a headband, it looks like a leech or a snake is stuck on my head. And whenever i take my hair out, it looks like a small bear cub or a huge possum is sitting on my head cause my hair looks like an ugly blob. CAUSE WHENEVER MY FRIENDS TAKE THEIR PONYTAIL OUT, THEIR HAIR LOOKS FLAWLESS CAUSE IT NEVER LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY BLOB.
Second, is my sense of humor. I laugh WAAAAYYYYY too much and at stupid things. I dont know if this would be considered stupid or not, but i roast and let all my problems out onto the internet, so it also annoys a lot of people. What also annoys me, is whenever im near people and when they are around me or finish talking to me then they start whispering, and it makes me think they are making fun of me and make me feel insecure cause im too insecure about myself.