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Garroth: Hey bb * looks at Laurance *

Travis: 

Laurance: Hi daddy ;^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Garroth: ;^^^^^^^^^^

Travis: dO I NOT EXIST???

Garroth: BB NO I SORRY! I COULDN'T SEE YOU!

Travis: hOW??

Laurance: Ur smol

Travis: * Triggered albino noises * 

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Zane: Hey bg

Travis: 

Kawaii~Chan: Hi Zane~Senpai!

Zane: * hugs K.C and kisses her cheek *

Travis: whY DO POLY SHIPS HATE ME!

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Gene: lAURaNCe gARroTh wHErEs mY dILdO

Garroth:

Laurance:

Garroth: I've been shook

Laurance; Same girl

Laurance: S a m e-

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Vylad: How many shrimps do you have to eat-

Zane:

Garroth:

Vylad: Before you make your skin turn pink

Zane:

Garroth:

Vylad: Eat too much and you'll get sick

Zane:

Garroth:

Vylad: Shrimps are pretty-

Zane: SHUT THE FUCK UP VYLAD

Vylad: k.

Garroth: We have a younger brother?????

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Garroth: Hey Ap-

Aphmau: SUCC MY ASS * runs Naruto style *

Garroth: I-

Garroth: I've been s h o o k 

Laurance: Bby I love u an all but like

Laurance: STFU

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Laurance: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

Aaron: No-

Aaron: Laurance my last name is Lycan-

Laurance: goD DAMNIT IT AARON-

Aaron: ????????????

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Laurance: * sits on Aaron's lap * ;^^^^^^^

Travis: * wiggles on over *

Aaron: Travis, you have horrible luck with Poly ships gtfo of my h-

Laurance; gtfo oF MY SWAMp-

Travis: * wiggles on out sadly *

Aaron: * fuccs Laurance x10 *

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Travis: * cries *

Travis: Y does poly shipping hate me

Polly: WOT

Travis: pOLLY WRONG SeRiEs

Travis: gOD pOLLY

Travis: gO BACK TO MOD MOD WORLD!

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Laurance: I'M A BARBIE GIRL

Laurance: IN A BARBIE WORLD-

Laurance: LIFE IN PLASTIC, ITS FANTASTIC

Laurance: YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR

Laurance: UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE

Laurance: IMAGINATION, LIFE IS YOUR CREATION- 

Garroth: * slithers over to Laurance * Come on Barbie let's go party-

Polly: iM a bLonDe bIMbO giRL-

Travis: GOD DAMN IT POLLY-

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I'll just stop here

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