Gotta Love Polly & Trashvis

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Gene: Alright group, let's talk about our feelings.

Ein: I'm dead.

Gene: You mean you're dead inside?

Ein: No I am literally dead.

Gene:

Gene:

Gene: ALRIGHT THEN TRAVIS WHAT DO YOU GOT TO SAY-

Travis: I have daddy issues

Gene: What!?

Gene: I thought your relationship with Zane was going great!

Travis: No no with my actually dad.

Gene: Oh-

Travis; He did experiments on me when I was younger

Gene:

Travis: My eyes were grey but he did something to make them green.

Gene:

Gene:

Gene: ANYONE ELSE?!?!!?!?

Polly: I mean I'm forgotten and that kind of hurts.

Gene: Wait

Gene; Who tf is this?

Travis: That's Polly.

Travis: She's like-

Travis; This bitch that ruins everything I do-

Gene: 

Gene:

Gene: I think I need mental help.

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Laurance: What do I do with a boy like you like-like you what do I do with you?

Garroth: You let me fuck you.

Laurance; Oh.

Travis: * comes in through the window * NOPE * sprays holy water * NOT MY VIRGIN BUDDY, YOU AIN'T TAKING HIS VIRGINITY GARROTH-

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AUD ( @yoongoat ): Wowie I have so many things to write for my one shot book

AUD: I have to do so many

AUD; It takes me a while to write these things too

Me: * slithers on over * Aye

AUD: [ Oh my GOD its the gay creature that's actually Pan- ]

Me; How about you do some singer au shit so Travis & Laurance can sing Side to Side @ Zane & Garroth

AUD:

AUD:

AUD: Sure why not I totally don't have a lot of other things to write

AUD: * adds to the list * 

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Me: Wowie I ship everything

Friends: You only ship the same gender characters with the same gender characters.

Me:

Me:

Me: So lovely weather am I right-

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Polly: * ahem *

Polly: * strums guitar * 

Polly: Nothing makes me happier

Polly: Then thinking about your corpse * Points at Travis *

Polly: Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-

Polly: What?

Aphmau:

Aaron:

Gene:

Zane;

Dante:

Garroth:

Kasey:

Laurance:

Kim:

Kawaii~Chan:

Lucinda:

Polly: Why are you all looking at me like a bunch of little idiots?

Travis: * inhales *

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Zane: Fuck Travis I love you so much~

Travis: Say that again when Polly isn't inside our house

Zane: WAIT WHAT-

Polly: * back-flips out of there * 

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I'm gonna stop here

I'll try to make a chapter that doesn't have Polly I swear

I p r o m i s e 

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