DISCONTINUED

This is accurate

me: I'm bored
my mind: FEAR WILL BE PLENTIFUL DEATH WILL BE BOUNTIFUL I WILL SPARE NONE OF YOU PEASANTS
me: lol why not write a fanfic
friend: omg yassss
friend #2: you aren't good at writing though
me: fuck you're right
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Laurance: SCREAMS
Laurance: DROPS DOWN FROM A TREE
Laurance: I M G A Y
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Laurance: violently screeches
Laurance: F U C K M E
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Garroth: Laurance-
Laurance: moans loudly
Laurance: say my name again daddy
Garroth: