Is it bad that I think Kestin did a better job at You're Welcome then Dwayne Johnson
Is that even the other dude's name?
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Zane: What I believe you were trying to say is, thank you!
Travis: Thank you?
Zane: You're welcome!
Travis: Wha- no no no, I didn't- I wasn't- why would I ever sa-
Zane: Okay okay I see what's happening here
Zane: You're face to face with greatness and it's strange
Zane: You don't even know how to feel, it's adorable!
Zane; It's nice to see that humans never change
Zane; Open your eeeyyyeesss leetttsss beeegiiinn
Zane: Yes, it's really me, it's Zane breathe it in
Zane: I know it's a lot, the hair * flips hair * the bod-
Travis:
Zane:
Travis:
Zane:
Zane: WHEN YOU'RE STARING AT A DEMIGOD-
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Laurance: I'm pregnant.
Garroth: whAT
Garroth: oH MY GOD WE NEED TO CALL A DOCTOR
Garroth: * flips a table *
Garroth: tHIS IS AMAZING
Laurance; You dumbass piece of shit I was joking boys can't get pregnant.
Garroth: wAIT YOu'Re noT tRanS?
Laurance; oH fuCk yoU!
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( casually throws normal people in this )
Yoon: hi
Me: omG bLEssEd hELlo
Yoon:
Yoon:
Yoon: This is like the 50th time I've talked to you wtf Laur-
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Me: * tries to tag Yoon in Wattpad book *
Me: * fails *
Me: * sobs
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Me: Man, I feel gay today
Sam: * slithers in * Heeeyyy
Me: Fuck yes give me your love.
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( mOVING ON FROM THAT )
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Dante: * takes a sip of water *
Travis: * throws some shit at him * thIRSTY HOE
Dante;
Dante:
dANTe:
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Garroth: Is he gay?
Travis: Of course he's gay!
Garroth: Or European!
Travis:
Katelyn:
Kawaii~Chan:
Zane:
Aaron:
Laurance; Bitch all I want is dick, dick, Garroth's dick, dick, Travis' dick, Zane's dick, dick, dick, dick, & rainbows.
Garroth: hE'S EUROPEAN!
Laurance: Bitch I just stereotyped my gayass how dumb are you?!
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Zane: I want a pet...
Travis: * jumps in through the window * i'M hERE mastEr
Zane; Shit-
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Me: I'm straight™
Yoon: * inhales *
Yoon: * throws Samantha at me *
Me:
Sam:
Yoon:
Me: I'm Questioning My Sexuality™
- few minutes later -
Me: I'm Gay For Sam™
How 2 Figure Out Ur Sexuality W/ Yoon, Sam & Laur ( I'm Pan not gay!11!!!!1!1!!! )
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I give up bye-
