Merry Very Early Christmas.
Yw.
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Gene: Wow! I got a-
Gene: Dildo..
Zenix: hAHhAHAhA wONDeR whO goT THaT foR yOU yA slUT-
Sasha: * inhales * It was Zenix.
Gene: It was!?!?!?!
Sasha: * flips table * I'M OUT YA FUCKERS! MERRY FUCKING CHRISTLER!
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Garroth: Heeeyyyy Laurance~
Laurance: Hm?
Garroth: What are we having for Christmas dinner?~ * bites his neck sexually *
Laurance: * shoves him off * Garroth..
Laurance: * puts on an apron that says 'BEST KITCHEN MOM' * BITCH WE GONNA HAVE ALL THE GOOD SHIT AND EVERY LAST PIECE IS GONNA GO DOWN YOUR MOTHER FUCKING THROAT! THIS DINNER IS GONNA BE BETTER THAN ANY DICK YOU HAVE EVER SUCKED! THIS DINNER WILL MAKE YOU CUM! THIS DINNER IS GONNA MAKE YOU WANT MORE AND MORE DICK EVERY DAY! THIS DINNER IS GONNA MAKE YOU SHOOK! THIS DINNER WILL LEAVE YOU SHOOK FOR THE REST OF YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE! * starts making a crap ton of food *
Garroth: * traumatized *
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Travis: * opening a huge gift * Ah! I can't wait to see what's inside!
Travis: * finishes unwrapping it *
Polly: * jumps out * MERRY HANUKKAH/CHANUKAH
Travis: jEsuS fuCKING cHRiST * faints *
Polly: shIT-
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Zane: * making out with Travis *
Travis: * pulls away * Fuck me~
Zane: Wi-
Polly: * backflips into the room *
Polly: * sticks out leggy *
Polly: * holding a spray bottle of holy water between her toes *
Polly: * sprays it *
Polly: Not in my damn lobby
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god it's short
but hey I'm not creative
