Laurance: I'M
Laurance: COMING
Laurnace; OUT
Zane: OF THE CLOSET YOU DICK LOVING HOE
Laurance:
Laurance:
Laurance: * I N H A L E S *
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Really Cool Person: Wow! You're so cool!
Me: HA
Me: HAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
Me: Funny.
Really Cool Person: I'm serious though-
Me: hAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAh
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Laurance: * strutting down the isle in those heels *
Man: Excuse me, miss
Laurance: * looks at him *
Man:
Man:
Man: Ahem, sir can you please stop trying to seduce your boyfriend in our grocery store
Laurance:
Garroth: * traumatized *
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Garroth: * walks into the house with cereal & dildos * BABE I GOT WHAT YOU ASKED FOR!
Laurance:
Laurance:
Laurance: Babe I didn't even ask for dildos-
Garroth: When I was fucking you you did-
Laurance: shi t
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Garroth: LOOK AT ME NOW
Garroth: MY CONFIDENCE IS SOARING
Laurance: YA WENT A LIL TOO HIGH BABE
Garroth: fUCK
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Travis: I'd be a top for you, bby
Laurance: That's nice
Travis:
Travis:
Travis: Lemme smash?
Laurance: Fucking die Travis.
Travis; * soBS *
Travis: IF YoU knOW hOW I fEel whY woULD yoU sAy thAt?? lIKe YoU pUT mE iN suCh aN uNcomFortAble siTuAtion liKe yoU knOWn I'M noT hAppY yoU knOW i"m noT tRYing-
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Travis: * touches Laurance's shoulder and smiles at him *
Garroth: * has 309483209483948031984093184093840957894759847409823094832094803298490327589474932840932840932840928409328409382409328409832094803298058409850923840912840938098309549854563493457459790380938490128094381209840912840928498327482658742658936095869038784109840921749837559068509684098509372481279038210984093754987509485094809582098309483019840918409318409284092814908209481094890384979587340574390580985092734093809428103812094801924809314897314083109482190830912834091283092183091283091283902830912830921830984897489709380938091820921830128093284947987484890394832948320948093803928309284093284093284098324798123740927509437109750924750947071901 murder plans for Travis *
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I gave up with this one but aye take it anyway
