Vylad Who?? + Gay Ass Laurance ( & Other Shit )

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Garte: Garroth... we need to have a serious talk.

Zianna: * nods *

Garroth: Hmm?

Garte: Garroth... you have two younger brothers..

Garroth: wUT??

Garroth: wAIT-

Garroth: mOM DID YOU HAVE ANOTHER AFFAIR

Garte: * spits out water * aNOTHER??

Zianna: Honey, did you really forget about Vylad? The one that predicted you would break doors down in the future?

Garroth: * breaks a door * YES. YES I DID

Vylad: Hey Garroth!

Garroth: * giRLY SCREAM *

Garroth: hOLY FUCK

Garroth: iTS ALIVE

Vylad:

Vylad:

Vylad: * drinks some tea and goes back to 'unwanted gay characters' corner * 

Vylad; Hey Nate.

Nate: Sup dude!

Vylad: Hey... who are you?

Polly: I'M POLLY-

Vylad:

Vylad: K.

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Garroth: Work, Work, Garroth!

Zane: Work.. Work... Zane..

Vylad: AND-

Polly: POLLY

Polly: THE FORGOTTEN CHILD

Polly: POLLY, POLLY, POLLY woRK

Travis: oH MY FUCKING GOD POLLY GTFO

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Gene: Hey Garroth

Garroth: Yes?

Gene: * slithers closer to him *

Gene: * breathes on his neck *

Gene: I wanna succ your carrot Garrot-

Garroth:

Garroth:

Garroth: lAURANCE GENE'S TRYING TO RAPE ME

Garroth: aGAIN

Garroth: fOR THE THIRD TIME THIS DAY-

Laurance: * sMACKS GENE *

Laurance: GENE

Laurance: ERES UN CULO DE PERRA ( lmao used google translate )

Gene: Vete ala mierda también...

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Me: I need a bae in the series..

Me: * sees Kim *

Me: * sees Blaze *

Me: * sees- *

Polly: pOLLY

Me: gTFO OF MY BOOK YOU HOE-

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Aaron: Aphmau... some-

Garroth: * chops down a tree *

Garroth: * sets said tree on fire * 

Garroth: * dances around chanting strange words *

Demon: * attacks Aaron *

Aaron: aHH fuCK

Aphmau: AARON-

Garroth: * twerks on Aaron's dead body *

Garroth: * does a backflip *

Garroth: * now infront of Aphmau *

Garroth: bODY ONCE TOLD ME-

( technically stole that in a way since someone else made a joke like this but uh yeah... sorry- )

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Laurance: * getting fucked by Garroth *

Garroth: Fuck~ So tight~

Laurance: Daddy~ go deeper~

Garroth: There's no PP left to use that move!

Laurance:

Laurance:

Laurance: bABE YOUR DICK IS IN MY ASS AND YOU MAKE A POKEMON JOKE??? WHAT THE FUCK-

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Laurance: * sticks his leggy in the air *

Everyone in the whole universe: * blessed *

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Laurance: * sneezes *

Everyone in the whole universe: * blessed *

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Laurance: * takes one step *

Everyone in the whole universe: * blessed *

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Laurance: * stands still *

Everyone in the whole universe: * blessed *

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Laurance: * exists *

Everyone in the whole universe: * blessed * 

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Travis: * walking down the street *

Zane: Hey Travis!

Travis: * makes a YouTube Video *

Video: MY CRAZY INSANE SCARY STALKER TRIED TO GET ME IN BED - STORYTIME 

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Polly: Hello Darkness my old friend

Polly: I've come to talk with you again

Zane: hELLO 

Polly: oH FUCK-

Travis: POLLY GET OUT

Travis: FOR FUCK'S SAKE POLLY

Travis: OH MY GOD!

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Oreo Cookie Pack: "Serves 3-4 People"

Zane: * laughs *

Garroth, Zianna & Garte: ???

Zane: * points at Cookie pack * That's funny, they think I'D share!

Vylad: * drinks some tea * 

Garroth: * smACKS VYLAD *

Garroth: stRANGER DANGER 

Vylad; i aM LITERALLY YOUR BROTHER YOU HOE-

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Travis: * sees Vylad *

Travis: Dante! Its your boyfriend!

Dante: * making out with Polly- *

Travis: wAIT WHAT THE FUCK-

Travis: pOLLY-

~Future~

Polly: He screamed my name and you wanna know what I did?

Young boy: What?

Polly: bOI I RAN-

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I don't know why but Polly is my favorite meme---

She's not even a meme wtf

wAIT SHIT THIS NEEDS A GOOD COVER- 

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