Garte: Garroth... we need to have a serious talk.
Zianna: * nods *
Garroth: Hmm?
Garte: Garroth... you have two younger brothers..
Garroth: wUT??
Garroth: wAIT-
Garroth: mOM DID YOU HAVE ANOTHER AFFAIR
Garte: * spits out water * aNOTHER??
Zianna: Honey, did you really forget about Vylad? The one that predicted you would break doors down in the future?
Garroth: * breaks a door * YES. YES I DID
Vylad: Hey Garroth!
Garroth: * giRLY SCREAM *
Garroth: hOLY FUCK
Garroth: iTS ALIVE
Vylad:
Vylad:
Vylad: * drinks some tea and goes back to 'unwanted gay characters' corner *
Vylad; Hey Nate.
Nate: Sup dude!
Vylad: Hey... who are you?
Polly: I'M POLLY-
Vylad:
Vylad: K.
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Garroth: Work, Work, Garroth!
Zane: Work.. Work... Zane..
Vylad: AND-
Polly: POLLY
Polly: THE FORGOTTEN CHILD
Polly: POLLY, POLLY, POLLY woRK
Travis: oH MY FUCKING GOD POLLY GTFO
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Gene: Hey Garroth
Garroth: Yes?
Gene: * slithers closer to him *
Gene: * breathes on his neck *
Gene: I wanna succ your carrot Garrot-
Garroth:
Garroth:
Garroth: lAURANCE GENE'S TRYING TO RAPE ME
Garroth: aGAIN
Garroth: fOR THE THIRD TIME THIS DAY-
Laurance: * sMACKS GENE *
Laurance: GENE
Laurance: ERES UN CULO DE PERRA ( lmao used google translate )
Gene: Vete ala mierda también...
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Me: I need a bae in the series..
Me: * sees Kim *
Me: * sees Blaze *
Me: * sees- *
Polly: pOLLY
Me: gTFO OF MY BOOK YOU HOE-
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Aaron: Aphmau... some-
Garroth: * chops down a tree *
Garroth: * sets said tree on fire *
Garroth: * dances around chanting strange words *
Demon: * attacks Aaron *
Aaron: aHH fuCK
Aphmau: AARON-
Garroth: * twerks on Aaron's dead body *
Garroth: * does a backflip *
Garroth: * now infront of Aphmau *
Garroth: bODY ONCE TOLD ME-
( technically stole that in a way since someone else made a joke like this but uh yeah... sorry- )
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Laurance: * getting fucked by Garroth *
Garroth: Fuck~ So tight~
Laurance: Daddy~ go deeper~
Garroth: There's no PP left to use that move!
Laurance:
Laurance:
Laurance: bABE YOUR DICK IS IN MY ASS AND YOU MAKE A POKEMON JOKE??? WHAT THE FUCK-
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Laurance: * sticks his leggy in the air *
Everyone in the whole universe: * blessed *
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Laurance: * sneezes *
Everyone in the whole universe: * blessed *
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Laurance: * takes one step *
Everyone in the whole universe: * blessed *
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Laurance: * stands still *
Everyone in the whole universe: * blessed *
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Laurance: * exists *
Everyone in the whole universe: * blessed *
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Travis: * walking down the street *
Zane: Hey Travis!
Travis: * makes a YouTube Video *
Video: MY CRAZY INSANE SCARY STALKER TRIED TO GET ME IN BED - STORYTIME
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Polly: Hello Darkness my old friend
Polly: I've come to talk with you again
Zane: hELLO
Polly: oH FUCK-
Travis: POLLY GET OUT
Travis: FOR FUCK'S SAKE POLLY
Travis: OH MY GOD!
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Oreo Cookie Pack: "Serves 3-4 People"
Zane: * laughs *
Garroth, Zianna & Garte: ???
Zane: * points at Cookie pack * That's funny, they think I'D share!
Vylad: * drinks some tea *
Garroth: * smACKS VYLAD *
Garroth: stRANGER DANGER
Vylad; i aM LITERALLY YOUR BROTHER YOU HOE-
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Travis: * sees Vylad *
Travis: Dante! Its your boyfriend!
Dante: * making out with Polly- *
Travis: wAIT WHAT THE FUCK-
Travis: pOLLY-
~Future~
Polly: He screamed my name and you wanna know what I did?
Young boy: What?
Polly: bOI I RAN-
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I don't know why but Polly is my favorite meme---
She's not even a meme wtf
wAIT SHIT THIS NEEDS A GOOD COVER-