Through the eyes of a Murderer (Jeff The Killer Yaoi)

Chapter 5 ~ Ben and Jane

A/N: I think you can guess who the woman to the right is :) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or maybe that's left .-. just look over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

We pulled into someone's drive way and Jeff abruptly put it in park and took the car key out. He laid his head on the steering wheel and stayed that way. I felt restless in the car and I really wanted to get out, but I didn't dare move.

Suddenly Jeff lifted his head gave me a fierce look. Oh why do you insist on giving me so much grief? "I think you might want to be smart and mentally prepare yourself before we enter that house" he said, pointing a nimble finger towards the little house. I stared at the house, it seemed nothing short of normal, but who knew what unimaginable horrors went down in there. I gulped.

Jeff threw his head back and laughed like a maniac, then he opened and stepped out.

"I was only kidding, don't take it so seriously" He said right before he shut the car door. I scrambled to get out the car before he could open it for me. I didn't want to give Jeff any more reasons to think I was gay. He stared at me, a little surprised, and maybe a little agitated. I pretended to be busy with my playlist on my phone, continuously strolling through an endless list of Black Veil Brides, Blood on The Dance Floor, and Bring Me the Horizon....and that was only because I was going in alphabetical order and hadn't reached the bottom where Mötley Crüe to Sleeping with Sirens were. This playlist could go on and on: it was most certainly the perfect distraction.

"I don't think you want to keep your phone out in the open..." Jeff said as he rung the doorbell.

"How come?". He stared straight ahead.

"She'll steal it. Probably." he said just before he took out his ring of keys and selected a forest green one and opened the door with it. Now why couldn't he have done that from the start!? I quickly pocketed my phone and pulled my jacket's collar over my Beats. Just in case...I wasn't about to let her steal my goods, whoever "she" was.

As soon as the door flew open, courtesy of Jeff kicking it open, we were both greeted with a wretched smell and a woman passed out on the floor. My hands instantly flew to my mouth to stifle a gasp, then quickly to my nose to stifle my sensitive nose.

The lady had long black hair that gradually got curled at the ends and her skin was pale and leathery, as if she spent all her time indoors. She wore a savvy black dress, and I knew it was expensive even though I could only see the back of it. Her masked face was smooshed onto the floor and both her hands were occupied with wine glasses. One empty, one spilling onto the floor like a pool of blood.

Jeff crouched down next to her and poked his key at her. "Hey Jane!" He yelled into her ear. "Get the fuck up!".

Jane...barely stirred. Her fingers twitched and she was motionless once again. Jeff bent down again and licked her ear. He continued licking her ear and might've even moved to her neck if she hadn't had woken up just then.

Jane stared at Jeff, who had practically molested her, and grunted.

"Oh. Its you" She was definitely not happy to see him, but the guy just LICKED HER EAR!! Where's her blush or slap or punch!? Is she some kind of prostitute or whore!? Is that why she didn't give a care about people licking her earlobes? Jane lazily pulled herself onto the couch, she reached for her wine bottle and drank the whole thing. Jeff didn't say anything. I didn't say anything.

 I watched while Jane wiped her mouth with the back of her hand and burped, then she swiftly smashed the butt of the bottle on her coffee table and aimed it at Jeff.

"What. Are You...doing here?" Jane slurred. She was so wasted, It was amazing how she could still even talk let alone point a broken wine bottle at Jeff.

Jeff shrugged and pushed the bottle out of his face. "I came here to have sex with you".

I watched for Jane's reaction.

Silence.

Maybe she was too drunk to realize that Jeff had come here to have sex with her, which is totally disrespectful considering that Jane obviously has feelings of hate towards him. Even while she was intoxicated with wine, I could feel her hate waves, and maybe under that sexy mask, she was glaring.

"I'll kill you." Jane said after a while.

"Yeah, whatever. You're too drunk to pose as a threat so I'm gonna take advantage of that and go visit my dear friend" Jeff said merrily. He grabbed my wrist and pulled me through her living room and towards the hallway. I didn't try to break free from his grip, but I still felt like I was violating this woman and her home.

"I'LL KILL YOU...!" I could here Jane screaming from the living room. It wasn't until Jeff yanked me into a room, introduced me to the blonde guy sitting in his game chair as Ben, and joked around with this Ben about how Jane was probably gonna actually kill him once she was somber that I realized who that woman really was.

Jane the Killer.

And I have a slight hunch that this blonde guy who reminded me of Link was Ben DROWNED!!!!!

My heart rate picked up speed as Ben Drowned and Jeff the Killer merrily joked around as if they were old friends. Jane the Killer continued to scream threats from the hallway, and I just stood near the door where Jeff had left me. I wanted to run. I wanted to run away and illegally cross over the Mexican border and just live off of rich Mexican ladies. I could probably do it, all I'd have to do was make my self less girly and more Macho.

Or not....

I watched as Ben handed Jeff a wooden case, and then he discreetly slipped a disc into his pocket. I didn't know whether or not Jeff noticed, but if he did He didn't say anything about it.

"You know he slipped something into you're pocket, right" I asked Jeff as we walked out of the screaming Jane's house. He nodded. "Of course I noticed. I notice everything".

As much as I wanted to go off about how it was virtually impossible for the human mind to comprehend EVERYTHING this world has to offer, let alone the UNIVERSE which should be included with this "everything" he speaks of, I decided not to. Instead I asked him a question.

"Do you know what it is...?".

He shrugged. "Probably a porn video" and Just like that our conversation was over. Or rather, I chose not to continue it any further. It might lead to some pretty nasty things...

Well today has been a productive day. Apparently Jane the Killer is an alcoholic, Ben Drowned is a geeky gamer dude, and Jeff the Killer is a complete pervert. What am I going to find out about these gruesome killers next?

Slenderman enjoys nice walks in the parks while he stalks his prey? Eyeless Jack likes his kidneys freshly baked into a Kidney pie??

Oh why is this happening to me? I'm just a normal teenage boy trying to pay his rent and go to school so I may be able to get a decent job and possibly hire other people to take care of my parents in their old age. Why can't my life end in a normal way like aging and not by suicide because of these creepypasta?