Through the eyes of a Murderer (Jeff The Killer Yaoi)

Chapter 9 ~ Second Me

There was another me! Well, sort of. It wasn't like he looked exactly like me. You could still tell we were obviously different. But he was thin like me, and was wearing the same white t-shirt and skinny jeans like it were a couple's pair, and his hair was almost like mine! Except he looked better in it....What the fuck was this!? And why did Danielle think he was my boyfriend!?!?!?!?

Second Me finally reached us after sticking his tongue out at the little children and making crude noises. I didn't even get to ask "Who the fuck are you?" before he wrapped his arm around me like he was actually my boyfriend! This fuckhead better let me go right now!

"Awwwww! You guys are so adorable!" Danielle mused over us. I tried my hardest to remove the Second Me's arm from my waist, but he was too fucking strong, despite how thin he looked. Just when I was about to scream at him, he leaned into my ear and whispered the scariest shit ever.

"Say something, and you die"

It's Jeff.

Who wouldn't recognize Jeff's raspy voice, and his breath that smelled like Starbursts all the time? Jeff's come back for revenge, and if I try to say anything, he'll kill me! I swallowed hard and avoided eye contacted with both him and Danielle.

I just wanted to go out and forget about you and your murderous shit, and just have fun with a hot evil creature person and just live my fucking life, but no! You had to come and ruin that for me! Now she thinks I'm gay and taken. Thank you Jeff. You never fail to disappoint me.

Danielle quickly glanced at her wrist watch and frowned. "I have to go help the guys set up on the other side of the school. You two, supervise these girls and start setting up the tents. Buh-byyee" she said and gave me a wink. As if to say "He's a keeper". He's a keeper my ass. He's a fucking killer that enjoys killing people.

"Okay, seeya!" Jeff waved as she ran off. I just sat there, in Jeff the Killers arms like we were some couple. As soon as Danielle was out of sight, Jeff let go of me like a piece of rotten cheese. What is wrong with this guy? Does he have multiple personalities or something? One minute he's kissing me and then the next, he's treating me like rotten cheese.I am not rotten cheese. I'm the specially imported and expensive cheese you can only get from Switzerland!

Jeff sat on the other swing. "I can see why you like her..." He casually said. I scoffed. As If I would like an Evil Creature like her! She's harassed me numerous times and is the reason I skip that class so many times.

"I don't fucking like her..." I said. Jeff laughed.

"Of course you don't" He replied sarcastically. Ignore! Ignore the motherfucker! He's just trying to piss you off, Jeffrey. Just ignore him.

Ignoring him was hard to do, though. Especially when he was stealing the children away from me. He had them under his control, but not through fear. No....he'd managed to get them to like him! How is that even possible!? He's taller than me, paler than me, and scarier than me in every freaking possible way, and yet they love him. I feel somewhat offended here.

I tried my best to keep them away from him, but they were always drawn back, as if they were being pulled in. Ugh! Don't these kids know!? HE'S GOING TO KILL YOU WITH A KNIFE!!!!! DON'T FLIPPIN' LISTEN TO HIS SWEET TALK. HE MURDERED PEOPLE!

But of course the kids can't hear the depths of my soul reaching out to them. Nope, my soul wavelength things are being warded off by evilness. I bitterly watched Jeff and the other kids start pitching the tents. They laughed exceptionally loud and were very boisterous. They were the exact opposite of when they were under my control.Those damn ungrateful brats. At least they were safe when they were with me!

 "Well then fine! Die for all I care, damn brats" I triumphly said to myself.

"Die?" I suddenly heard a voice say from behind. Close behind. "You're not implying that these kids should die ......are you?". There was no doubt about it. The voice belonged to the Principle.

Whoops.

"Oh! Mr. Principle sir!" I turned around and nervously voiced, hoping he hadn't noticed I'd forgotten his name. He squinted suspiciously and moved on, which surprised me. I thought he would've had me removed for saying something like that.  I think he's warming up to me!!

Or maybe he's actually plotting something diabolical....Yes, he seems like that type of person.....He's probably in cahoots with Jeff. They must be planning to steal the children away and use them as hostages to steal money from the American government, then they are going to use that money to buy a giant knife and murder the children! After murdering the poor children, they'll escape to Mexico and live off of rich Mexican ladies...those bastards!

I am such and idiot. Of course that's not true, and why do rich Mexican ladies always end up in my fantasy plans!?

I don't know what Jeff is planning, but I'd rather not be part of it. Yeah, I thik I'll take my leave and hope nobody notices.

So I got up from the swing and left, just like that. No one tried to stop me because they were all so busy. Even Jeff, which irked me because I knew full damn well he did not come here to help these kids! So why isn't he following me and being his usual stalker self? Is he seriously in cahoots with the Principle? As much as I want that to be true, it doesn't make any fucking sense.

I took one last look at Jeff and sighed. It was a sigh of frustration, tiredness, and confusion. It was mainly confusion, though. I was still wondering what Jeff was planning, and the more I thought of that, the more I started to think "Why hasn't he killed me yet!?"

Seriously, why?Just kill me now, you pathetic bipolar little monster!

I slumped all the way back to my apartment, climbed the five billion flights of stairs and sluggishly collapsed at the door, searching my pockets for the keys. It was a lazy and incomplete search, so it was no wonder I didn't find it, but when I stood up and picked through my pockets once again, I realized I'd left them at the school! Or maybe I dropped it somewhere along the way...Aye!

This has been a perfect day! I scared the shit out of children, my new-found boyfriend treats me like rotten cheese and I've lost my fucking keys, great! Now all that's missing is Jeff the Killer's murderous threats and my day will be complete.

Just then, my phone rang. It was Danielle.

"Hello..." I answered.

"Jeffrey! Where are you!?" Danielle whispered-screamed. I rolled my eyes.

"I left to take care of something" I lied. 

"You have to come back, quick!" She whispered once again. There was something weird about the way she sounded...besides the fact that she was whispering, she seemed really terrified. Her voice was shaking and cracking at all the wrong places.

"What's going on..?" I asked. Suddenly, the worst case scenarios were filing through my head. All of which involved Jeff.

 "I-I don't know...there's somethin' wrong with your boyfriend."

All the blood in my body drained. And I hung up.

Not my problem. Not my problem. Not my problem Not my problem NotmyproblemNotmyproblemNotmyproblemnotmyproblemnotmyfuckingproblem.

 Yeah... I don't care what Jeff does. It has nothing to do with me at all, I thought to myself. Although I was trying really hard to brainwash myself into believing that, I still couldn't stop worrying over Danielle. I knew what Jeff was capable of... and I don't think I'd  be able to live with it if a bunch of people died because I was too much of a coward to do anything.

"God dammit, Jeff" I cursed.

A/N: FINALLY! After three million years; an update!