Through the eyes of a Murderer (Jeff The Killer Yaoi)

Chapter 8~ Volunteer....ers

My alarm was what woke me up. 5:30 on a beautiful Saturday morning....yippee! I put on the cleanest smelling pair of skinny jeans and a plain white shirt (A shirt that passed my Stain Check) then I proceeded to search up the directions for Elmore Elementary. Thank goodness it was only a short walk from here. I made myself a bowl of Cornflakes and mentally prepared myself for volunteer work.

"Think about the children, think about the children, think about the children, think about the children", was all I said between each bite, which made the eating process a bit slow, but I made it there just in time. Literally, it was 6:00 on the dot. Danielle and a couple of her other Evil Creature friends were already there, setting up.

 Danielle looked up and smiled as soon as she saw me, which made me blush for some reason. I blame her Texan charm =.=

"Heyyy, Jeffrey! I didn't think you'd make it" She said running over to me. Is she trying to insult me!? Well I made it right on time, HAH! And "HAH" to all your other Evil Creature friends. Danielle grabbed my hand and dragged me inside the school. That bitch, how dare she touch me after humiliating me so many other times!

"Hi! Principle Lacey, this is our new volunteerer. His name is Jeffrey!" Danielle introduced me and the Principle just kind of did an eye sweep on me. It was right then that I knew he had already decided he didn't like me. I probably should have taken out my lip rings.... and not wear skinny jeans, and maybe had my hair more...normal. The kids would probably freak out once the saw me.

"Nice to meet you....Jeffrey" I swear he was squinting at me through his thick glasses. Note to self: Stay the fuck out of his way. Done and Done!

"Hi...sir! Umm l, I'm just going to go help out.... o_o" I said, walking away. Danielle looked confused. TAKE A HINT BLONDE CHICK, YOUR PRINCIPLE LACEY DOESN'T LIKE ME. LET ME ESCAPE WHILE I STILL CAN!!

"Hey, but you just got here...let me go get you some lemonade" She said, as if she was concerned about my "thirst". No thanks, bitch. I had a full bowl of cereal, I ain't thirsty. But of course I didn't really say that. It's not my image .-. my awesome impression of a black girl is just gonna have to stay in dah closet or something.

"No, no....I'm not thirsty" I said shaking my head. Principle Lacey noticed how much I wanted to get away so he helped.     Danielle.

"Aw come on, now. Have some lemonade" He smiled all warmly, but there were evil rays emanating from him. I had no choice but to follow him and Danielle to the cafeteria where they were serving food to the volunteers. She handed me a cup of lemonade, but when she and the Principle weren't looking, I poured a bit of my lemonade into the trash bin. I did this each time they weren't paying attention until there was no lemonade.

"Oh look, I'm done. I'm going to go help out front now, see yah!" I walked away as fast as I could without looking weird before Danielle could sweet talk me into doing anything else. Outside, the Evil Creature gang (Consisting of two white males {Louis, and Clark....A.K.A Lewisonclark...such a cute couple name}, Three latino females {Linda, Sophia, and Melina}, One black male {Dante}, and four black females {Denesha, Kaitland, Niasia, and Amaria}). Yes, a very diversed group of Evil Creatures....except the latino girls, I actually like them. I might even use them in my "Escape to Mexico Plan and Live off of rich Mexican girls" plan that I talked about like...two or three chapters ago.....

Lewisonclark were setting up tents on the school's field. I couldn't help but gawk at them because....who knew gay couples were so adorable!? They did everything together....literally. They even went to the bathroom together! And they probably used a urinal together! Naw, I actually seriously doubt that, but it could've happened....

Suddenly, I felt an elbow stab the side of my stomach. I looked over and saw Dante rubbing is elbow. "Man, you are all bones and no flesh.....I got hurt trying to hurt you!" he whined. I arched an eyebrow.