University, as usual is such a boring one if you didn't have any friends. And that's me, I'm now standing alone looking for a place to sit during free time as class hasn't started yet.
Lots of students were doing their own business like taking a selfie, reading books and some of them are kissing each other like they don't give a damn to this university. Bruh can't they get a room or perhaps.. A store?
I just walk passing all of those noisy surrounding, probably searching for a better place which is quite and peaceful at the same time.
As I walk farther than everyone, I finally found a better place for me. It's located under the tree. Usually 'under the tree' is most likely related to those who are nerds.
Believe me, I am not a nerd. People somehow thought I was one, but after seeing my beautiful face, they will shut their freaking mouth.
I'm pretty and I know it. But just because of I didn't have any friends nor special personality they started to think that I did not have any attraction and I might become the boring person ever in the university.
But who cares? Its My life anyway. They can't control me we humans can't even control ourselves sometimes.
I sit under the tree and hold my phone. I click an app for singing which is Smule, and choose for a song to sing. I think this is the best way on how to make yourself feel comfortable when you are all alone. ; by singing.
Just when I started to sing the verse 1,
I freaking hear a sound, and it is almost like...
"Proot– ahh"
Wait.. What... Why do I feel the sound is actually close to me? Man I think it must be coming from behind this tree.
I ignore it and just continue singing but suddenly...
"PRREEOOT!" " PRUTTTT' " pRoooah" (idk how to spell tha fart sounds) HHAHAHA LMAO
"Ah what a fresh day I'm having now ~ DAMN I FEEL SO GOOD! "
WHAT DE FUQ?
DON'T TELL ME..
DID SOMEONE JUST FART HERE ??
I click the pause button. Maybe there's another person behind this tree. I know I'm not the only one here and I don't care if the person is sitting behind this tree but..
WHAT'S WITH THE FART ??
I quickly stand, just to see who is the one who destroy my peaceful moment the time where I was recording for smule app.
But wait.
Did I just said that I record it?
Does that means..
The freaking duckling shitty farty sounds is there too?????
I hurriedly grab my phone. Clicking the replay button as I walk towards the back of this tree.
And there he is..
He's standing at the back of the tree while touching his stomach and...
ITS PARK JIMIN.
But I wasn't really care about that. What makes me feel shock the most is..
" Proot~ ahh"
My phone is now replaying the records and WHEN THE FART PARTS CAME IN, JIMIN LOOKS STRAIGHT TO ME..
GIVING HIS SHOOKNESS FACE. "WHAT DE ACTUAL FUQ? "
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ON WRITING BUT.... I DON'T THINK I'LL DO IT IN ENGLISH CUZ MY ENGLISH IS A MESS AJAJDAHNFHSNDHSNFHS
ANYWAY
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Fart + Park Jimin Fanfiction
Fanfiction" Proot " " what.. the... fuq.. was that??? " In which, Park Jimin deserves a punch from a girl just because he always farts everywhere but never admit it. [WARNING] Contains Holy Meow + grandmatical error plus yu neva laugh alone.