Fart + Park Jimin Fanfiction

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what..

WHAT EVENN??

"MOM MOMMM!!! " I scream so that maybe mom could hear me downstairs.  I wait for 30 seconds but since there is still no reply from mom yet,  I quickly use my very fine legs to go to the living room. 

Usually mom always watch korean dramas here in the living room but where is she?  Suddenly I remembered something, 

She told me yesterday that she's going to her friend house because of some reasons...

Could it be.. 

Park jimin's house???

I look back at the message. I'm not dreaming right?  Is it true?  But nahhh how come he knows my mother I'm sure he just playing with me or lying since he's good at it.  Especially lying, of course.

Should I reply his messages?

Hmm should I?  He's not that important plus he's very annoying pftt I'm probably just wasting my time if I replied to his messages.

Before I click the off button, my phone rings itself and shows a strange number that looks familiar to me.  Maybe it's park Jimin again. 

Looks like this guy is seriously doesn't know how to stop does he? If he can't that's okay cuz I'm going to teach him. With anger,  I answer the call. 

" YAH PARK JIMIN ! YOU FUC-"

"Hello Honey,  is there anything wrong? "

"..king.. Asshole..  Wait... "

I immediately stop cursing right after I heard a woman voices which is very familiar and I think I have heard it before. 

Hold up.. 

Don't..  Tell me.. 

"MOM IS THAT YOU??  "

" yes Park Hae Kyo,  this is your mom.  We need to talk about what you have said just now. "

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An unfamiliar car suddenly comes in right at the moment I am waiting for my mother.  The car stops in front of me and my mom looks mad as she gets out from the car. 

"Mom..  Welcome back home " I say nervously.  But mom didn't even reply as if she is now ignoring me. Her face doesn't shows that she's happy with me standing there and welcoming her.

" Jimin, Do come inside !  This is auntie's house. " mom says and I immediately shook my head. 

" no mom!  Don't invite him! " I say and mom glares at me , giving her 'I don't care' faces.

" It's my house.  I'm free to invite everyone "

Oh god.  Since when my mom has this bad side of her ? Is she trying to say that I don't belong here and should get out from this house?

Park Jimin who is now inside the car, gives me his smiling faces and opens the door.  You know,  I really wish he accidentally steps on a cat poop as soon as he got out from the car. 

But there isn't any cat here.  If that so,  bird's poop is fine too.  Or maybe I should just borrow my neighbourhood shits. 

Jimin stands in front of me and my mother leads him to our houses.  Oh wait I mean,  my mom's house. 

I just follow him in case if he's starting to fart around my house and I swear to god I'm gonna sue his butt if he dares to fart somewhere around here. 

We stop at the dining room and my mom asks Jimin to sit first.  "Wait here okay?  Auntie will cook something for you " she says and leave me with Jimin. 

Jimin smirks at me. " the world is so small right? " he says while grinning.  I just glared at him. 

" really?  No I don't think so cuz I think it's your brain.  "

He grips his teeth.  " such a bad girl u are,  huh? " he says again, this time with a lip bite action.  I don't know the reason on why he's acting like this but I'm starting to feel uncomfortable you know.. 

He's weird.  Yeah this turtlehead is weird. 

" Park Hae Kyo..  Let's make a deal shall we?  " says Jimin suddenly while getting closer to me.  I look at him,  trying to understand what is this dork trying to say but nope.. 

I don't hella understand.

Jimin smirks for the second time and whispers to me something... Something that doesn't makes sense at all. 

" be my wife and I will not disturb you anymore at the university.  "

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