Fart + Park Jimin Fanfiction

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" because my shit is still inside my pants.. "

I look at him nonstoply.  What the hell? Don't tell me..  Did he release that thing inside his pants??

"Yah jiminie pabo, what do you mean by that? " suddenly junglook snaps and laughs at Jimin who is now panic as hell.
" pabo shut up don't let everyone hear what you said "

Jimin suddenly points his hand towards me. " starting from now, your life will become a mess. " he says without even laughing. As if he was very serious with what he just said. 

" what mistakes have I done? " I ask him, waiting for an explanation coming from his mouth because I know I didn't do anything wrong.

" First, my cutie bubble sounds is in your phone.  I know you girls love to stalk me trying to get my attention , don't you?  But honestly if you keep on doing this I'm hating you even more.  Second, don't be so happy with the rumour of you becoming my girlfriend.  Third, I hate you. Take a note, nerdy. " he says. 

" excuji me , Mr turtlehead. If you think that I'm one of your fans then you are so deadly wrong. It was an accident , I don't even want to stalk you. Guess what?  The records are still with me and I could just POSTED IT TO our website so that everyone will know the truth.  Second, ohh I am sooo soo glad for becoming a girlfriend to a disgusting boi who farts everywhere like eww damn what a lucky gurl I am. Third, I FUCKING HATE YOU!" Without I realize,  Jimin is now hugging me tightly and I couldn't move.  What the heck is this dork doing now?

" jagiya..  Don't tell lies please.  I know you are upset because I have lots of fangirls but you can't stop them.  They love me for who I am.  I don't fart everywhere sweetie,  it was you.  " he says while hugging me. 

" jagiya my ass!  I'm telling you the truth stop hiding and acting as if you're the innocent one here,  Park Jimin!! "

I stand there froze, after Jimin let go of me.  Everyone is looking at me now.  Sweat ran down my forehead. I wipe it away and look at jimin who is staring me in the eye,  giving his smile faces telling that he's winning over it. 

" jagiya..  If you hate me that much.. It's okay then,  I'll let you go , but please stop telling lies. " he says with a sad face asking for a sympathy.  Great.  He could still lie even when his shit is still inside his pants.  I wonder what will happen if I kick his butt.  Surely the pooop will come out and everyone would definitely shock.

Also I'm looking forward to see the colour of his shit.  Could it be rainbow? Or maybe dark yeah.

But I couldn't do anything right now. There's too many people are now watching me and Jimin in this circular area. Oh yeah also junglook .

" omg! That girl was so damn rude!!  I wanna punch her in the face! "

Stfu fangirls imma kick your butt if you dare to punch me right in the face.

"I'm glad that they break up already, Jimin deserves more love! "

What love u dumb fangirls.  If you know the truth of him farting everywhere I don't think you will shower him with your stupidly love.

" That girl got no jams !"

I have nutella so shut up. 

" Park Hae kyo is such a disgusting one eww she's not even that pretty! She should look herself in the mirror and why would Jimin fall for her?? "

Mirror mirror on the wall, please tell this gurl that I'm the prettiest and yeah I would be glad if you could throw some rock to her. 

" I guess we are over,  kyoo..  " Jimin says in a sad tone but I could tell that he's faking it. 

Before I could even answer him, someone already replies Jimin. 
"Kyo is my dog name. "

Out of nowhere,  a guy stand in front of me.  His height between Jimin is kind of different but I could tell that he's taller than parkfuakingjimin.  "Oh Taehyungie! You're here " says Junglook while smiling.

" since when you have a dog,  taetae ah? " Jimin asks and I'm thinking this is the chance to run away from Jimin and also his fangirls. 

But suddenly.. 

The guy I mean Taehyung,  pulled me and bring me closer to him. " this is my dog.  I'm adopting her.  "

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