Fart + Park Jimin Fanfiction

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"  this is my dog.  I'm adopting her.  "

Everyone was so shocked.  Including me,  of course.  Since I'm the one they are now talking about.  But seriously??

Do I look like a dog?  Omg this guy deserves a slap too.  I was about to curse you know, but I think it's better if I just shut my mouth.

But no no no, I have to!! 
" What de fuq?? " and so I did.  I'm not a person who is going to shut up when a person had just called me a dog. 

" DID TAEHYUNG FALLS FOR HER TOO??  OMG WHAT! " from far,  I could hear Taehyung's fangirls are screaming.  I don't know whether they are shouting,  screaming or crying because it is almost like 3 in 1. They do it all in the same time.  crazy fangirls.

"What the hell,  taehyung ah?  " asks Jimin with a shock face, his eyes are getting bigger, telling that he was really shookga and duhh it's scary cuz it looks like his eyes are going to pop out soon. 

" we have to go.  Namjoon is searching for us you dickhead. " says Taehyung and Jimin gives an unsatisfied face the moment Taehyung called him dickhead. 

Tch why must dickhead?  Can't they call each other like turtlehead, froghead or even slimbutt??  Thickbutt also can.

" hey nerdy,  you want to come or not? " Jimin says and without I realize,  they're already leaving me except for his fangirls. I mean Jimin's fangirls.  Since he's the very famous one here. 

But wait.  What did he say just now? 

"Nerdy,  do you want to come or not?  You have 10 seconds to die before my fangirls attack you " he says as if he is now warning me to go with him or else I'm gonna die.

Pff thankyou tinybutt,  I'm not going with you.  I ignore Jimin and walk farther than everyone. I need to dasi run run run because I know some of his fangirls are still following me.

Now my life will become a mess,  all thanks to Jimin,  the stupid boi who farts everywhere. 

Why can't he just admit it?  Like duh can't he force his mouth to say " yeah I'm the one who farted just now and I'm sorry.  "

I quickly froze. Did I– DID I SAID THAT LOUDLY ? OMG SHET WHAT ? I slap my mouth and also my face for saying that kind of stuff loudly.

I hope no one is here.  I DIDN'T FART I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT.  NOT TODAY.    ( XD)

Poor the oxygen though. Anyway,  Jimin's fart could be somewhere around here in the University. It must be flying over and was like ' tadahh!  I'm going inside your nose!'

Dear brain, dear body, dear red blood cell, dear nose, dont ever let his fart getting inside my nose.

Also dearself,

Please stay strong.

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I throw my bag and also myself to my queen size of bed inside my bedroom.  Ahh what a tiring day~ there are lots of assignment that I need to do but I'm too lazy cuz duhhh I ain't a robot.  I need to rest. 

I grab my pillow and hug it tightly trying my best to get a sleep. But I can't.

My brain is forcing me to check my phone whether is there any notification.

Before I click the singing app which is smule,  my phone suddenly rings and I got a call from a strange number.  It's pretty weird no one in the university knows my number except for the professor.

Maybe this is mom's new number?  I guess.

Without any hesitation, I answer the call.  "Hello? "

" yah "

Oh it's a guy voice. Wait.. This voice..

Could it be.. 

" Park Jimin? "

" oh jagiya you still remember me wow "

I quickly ended the call.  It's no use if u talk to such a dumbass person.  My phone rings for the second time and I look at the number. 

It's him,  again. 

Why is this dork calling me now? 
I just let my phone rings and when it stop, I let out a sigh.  Phew he knows how to stop finally. 

Suddenly, my phone sent me a notification and it shows that I got a message from someone.

Have you ever wonder how I got your phone number? 

9:54 P.M

Pfftt.  I chuckle a little. What kind of question you're asking me Jimin?  Of course you got it from my professor don't you?

Fuck you. 
Sent.  √√

He is now typing..  Maybe he's mad cuz I cursed lmao

Clink!  My phone sent me a notification again. 

Fuck me? Yea sure jagi~
Anyway I got ur number
from ur mom 😘😘

9:55 P.M

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