Hetalia Short Stories

I Am Awesome

“I am awesome!”

Every day I would hear these three extremely annoying words. 

I groaned rubbing circles on my temples. I wasn’t looking at him but I knew he had a huge grin plastered to his face.

“Yeah, sure you are Prussia.” I said sarcastically taking another swig of my bear. The bar was practically empty with only a few random drunks around. I was thankful for this because I just wanted a nice alcoholic drink to help get rid of some of the stress that’s been building up lately. Instead my beautiful plan was bombarded by this cocky idiot.

“Kesesese.” He laughed obviously not picking up on my sarcasm. Turning away from him I tried to drown out his obnoxious laughing. I didn’t want him here. I wonder what would happen if I just left. Would he just follow me? Lost in thought I didn’t notice the albino nation grabbing a bear and holding it over my head. Next thing I knew I was soaked. The damn bastard poured bear on my head! Who the fuck does that!?

“The fuck!?” I exclaimed shooting up from my seat. He laughed and pointed a finger at me.

“You seemed so out of it so I thought that a bear might help. Kesesese.” He said giving me a devious grin.

I let out a loud and annoyed groan. Clenching my fists to my side and trying to restraining myself I turned on my heels and stormed out of there. This had gone from a bad day to terrible.

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So, yeah, I know, this could have been awesomer. I had it in me... I think. But I just didn't make it all Prussian =/ Sorry!