jawn is willing to sacrifice himself to save Sherlock and Sherlock is fucking SHOOK abt this
M: I will burn the heart out of you
S: try me BITCH
S: FUCKING FIGHT ME ILL WIN IN A SECOND U LIL BITCHHHH
M: we both know that's not quite true :)
M: well better be off now
-he go-
S: omg Jawn bb are you a. ok
-jawn heavy breathingg bc he has BOMBS on him-
J: ye I'm fine sherlock
J: are you ok
S: I'm fine but um
S: that thing that you did that you offered to do that was um
S: good*
-*gay-
J: I'm glad no one saw that
S: ??
J: you ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool
J: people might talk
-Sherlock is GAY for this man he is SHOOKEN @ THIS STATEMENT-
-Moriarty aka moriASSHOLEty comes back-
M: SORRY BOIS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
M: IM SO CHANGEABLE N QUIRKY ;PP
S: Mortuary u FUCK
S: I WAS ABOUT TO HAVE HOT "holy shit we almost died together and now I realize I'm in love with you" SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND
J: what
S: IM GONNA SHOOT UR FUCKIN FACE
S: WHY ARE YOU COCKBLOCKING ME
S: OR SHOULD I SAY DOCBLOCKING
S: Bc he's a doctor
S: lol
S: ANYWAY
S: WHATS UR DEAL WHY R U SO OBSESSED W ME
S: IM BLOWING UP THIS FUCKIN BUILDING BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY FEELINGS UGH
S: DO U EVEN KNOW HOW BIG OF A COCKWAFFLE U R
S: BITCHHHH
-some dank ass tunes start playing from moriarty's phone & he picks up said phone-
M: SAY THAT AGAIN
M: say that AGAIN n know that if your lil bitch ass is Lying! to big bad daddy I will find you and I will s k i n you
M: Ay & Sherlock bb I'll be back for you ;3
-he leve-
J: so what was that about hot holy shit we almost died together and now I realize im in love with you sex
S: nothing
J: aight seems legit just bro things™ right haha
-Sherlock is ded inside-
~fin
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Sherlock Holmes Is Gay And Has Adventures
FanfictionSherlock is gay. This story is gay. I'm gay. What the fuck. -I do not own BBC Sherlock -contains swearing + wink wink nudge nudge lines -I do know how to speak proper English I swer
