Sherlock Holmes Is Gay And Has Adventures

Sherlock And John Meet

Sherlock smacks a deceased person
Molly is turn on by it?? WhY

M: sooooo
M: *obviously in love with him* do you want to go for coffee?
S: what the fuck did u do to yr face
M: it's makeup
S: ew
S: ur mouth looks so small now
M:
M: ok

-exit Molly + enter John and Mike-

S: I need a fone
S: also dayum fuckin hello hot stuff ;)
J: me?
S: mike I need ur phone
J: use mine
-Sherlock knows he wants that bomb diggity d what a homo-
S: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) thank

S: Afghanistan or Iraq
J: what
S: did I stutter

-John is aggressively turned on-

M: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-enter Molly (called M until her exit)

S: what happened to ur face
M: *embarrassed* the lipstick wasn't working for me
S: ur so fucking ugly
*caN YOU TELL THAT HES NOT INTO HER CAN YOU FUCKING TELL YOU FRCIKIN FRICKS
M: *very visibly sad* oh..

-exit Molly-

S: so Jawn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
S: do u like
S: le violeen
S: it's my fav u'd better fuckin like it you hot piece of ass
S: anyway I sometimes dont talk fr days at a time n potential flatmates should kno the worst about each other dontcha think
J: what did you say
S: I said flatmates should kno the worst about each other
J: no I meant-
S: didnt Mike bring u here to get a flat
J: yeah?
S: k meet me tomorrow evening @ 7
S: gtg left my riding crop in the mortuary ;))

-Sherlock and Mike intense eye contact • mike telepathically tells Sherlock that John is hetero™™™™ & not to get too excited• Sherlock ignores ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) • everyone's straight until they see a stranger in a suit whipping a dead body and mysteriously knows everything about you amiright-

J: you can't just leave we don't know anything about each other
J: I don't even know your name
S: r u ready kids

-Sherlock blows John ('s mind)-

S: the name is Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221B Baker St ;))
J: *visibly in awe and visibly GAY n by gay I mean has a 10/10 boner for another man wHAt ArE tHESe FEeLingS♪so sudden & new♪*

-dramatically exit Sherlock via heelies-
-SCORE PLAYS-

~fin