Sherlock Holmes Is Gay And Has Adventures

Sherlock And John (Actually Just John) Are Drunk

Sherlock walks John back into 221B after a night of lethal amounts of alcohol
John falls onto the couch & is unresponsive
H o w t o w a k e h i m u p ?

S: Jawn get up
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S: boi wake up I don't want to call Lestrange and deal with a murder charge
S: ugh lemme go 2 my Mind Palace™ and get learnt about what 2 do

S: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-Sherlock grabs violin and plays it very violin- I mEAN VIOLENTLY-

-the jon does not stir-

S: well shite I guess I should get Lestrutt here

-Sherlock fires gun-

- jhon does not stir-

-neighbors don't call the police about the gunshot bc at this point in their lives with Sherlock as their goddamn flatfrienderoo they don't even wonder anyway the gunshot was nbd-

S: Jawn
S: Jawn

S: Jawn is this some Snow White fuckery
S: Jawn she was a fuckup fool who ate an apple a stranger gave her like
S: I thougouht you were better than this wattson
S: what're you even talking about haha I'm not going to kiss you haha
S: y would u even mention that lmao your so silly :)

-jnoh is still v much unconscious-

S: (･_･;
S: a consulting detective has gotta do what he gotta do

-˚✧₊⁎('•з•)⁎⁺˳✧༚kiSS KISS FALL IN LOVE-

S: (OvO) that's some 🔥💦💦💦💦🔥GOOD 😩😭😩SH!T RIGHT 👆 THERE 👆😩🔥🔥™™™

-johononh does not stir-

S: ಠ_ಠ boi

-the heartphone of a Mr. Sherlock hollems gets a text & does a moan THIS LOUD-

-Jawn's drunk eye snaps tHE FUCK UP-

J: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
S: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*THATS ALL FOLKS*