A romantic evening in London
There are soft yellow streetlights
People
Living jusT TO FIND EMOTION
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S: sup angelo my dude my bro
A: Candles 4 u n ur date ;)
A: get it boo
J: o haha we aren't dating
S: *pained whispering* soon
J: what
S: nothing :')
A: what'll u be havin 2nite
A: besides that dick amiright ;)
S: ;')
A: anyway this man got me off a murder charge I would die 4 him if u fuck w him u fuck w me
A: Not n a gay way tho im not gay
J: neither am I
J: *is bisexual*
-exit Angelo-
J: so Sherlock do you have a girlfriend
S: lmao not my area
J: :)
J: do you have a boyfriend then
J: *sholto flashbacks*
J: which is fine by the way
J: *eyefucks sherlock*
S: I no its fine bitch
S: I'm just um
S: married to my work
S: *thinking* dontbegaydontbegaydontbegayDONTBEFU KINGGAY
S: anyway I'm flattered by ur interest
J: *panic*
J: NO
J: that's not what I meant I'm not gay
J: *bisexual anxiety*
S: lmao sure
J: it's just all fine is what I meant
J: it's all
J: ALL
J: all
J: it's fine it's cool it's fine
S: I no its fine
J: *bisexual P A N I C* :)
-Sherlock does an excellent job of not being a gay fuckup (shade @ John) and notices a cab stop and goes after it abruptly-
~fin
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Sherlock Holmes Is Gay And Has Adventures
FanfictionSherlock is gay. This story is gay. I'm gay. What the fuck. -I do not own BBC Sherlock -contains swearing + wink wink nudge nudge lines -I do know how to speak proper English I swer
